Short Cat Lady Poems

The yellow cat sits 
Staring at the bird outside 
Contemplating lunch 
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Crazy cat lady as I don't like cats, but as I've got older I have whiskers to match. I see men as they see mice little sneaky but taste very nice....

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There was a dame from Westminster,
Who lived her life as a spinster.
She was old and gray,
Yelled at cats all day,
And that is why no one missed her....

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An old lady in Cincinnati
Is mean, vindictive and chatty
She has fifty-three kittens
She calls them all Mittens
It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty

2/11/22...

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An old lady in Cincinnati
is mean, vindictive and chatty
She has fifty-three kittens
She calls them all Mittens
It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty

Written 3/19/22...

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Crazy Cat Lady
sat in the rocking chair
her dress quite fady
her colour so fair
but the felines around
gave me the creeps
even in this roaring crowd
i could hear her weep
for she was quite alone
i saw when looked at me the crone.......

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A cat lady?

The woman next door
 is 82 waits for the
cleaner
 who is ten minutes late
When she was 28
she was a success
a problem occurred
she told a friend
It was done 
in afternoon 
days of rest
she could dance again
The childless die twice 
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Miss Kitty Steps Up
When Trump for Dancing With The Stars was selected
His partner, a proud cat lady, in a rage defected
But to his great chagrin
Her sweet feline filled in
Miss Kitty was a smash, but Trump’s stumbling was rejected
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Offerings to the cat goddess
As she goes, sniffing bundles,
Perhaps catmint or other tasties;
Tastier still the ladies
Love and care for her
Black and white feline friend.
In the end
All offerings and toys
Substitute for the boys
That so annoy
The mistress of cats!...

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She is a sneaky old lady
Hiding her cats in plain sight
But doesn’t her boss care?
He says as long as they don’t land on his desk, he is okay with it.

Her co-workers are terrified of these felines.
They snarl and hiss if one approaches her.
Does she call them off?
No. She seems to like it.

Is she married?
You are kidding, right?...

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crazy cat lady
chasing mothballs
thinking maybe
scented
are her
calls
keeps
her thoughts
locked in an closet
emotionally she applauds it
crazy cat lady got lost
in
an
mothballs flame
branded were her paws
as she clawed at my name
?


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conest write propmpted by: "crazy cat lady" ... words ......

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Reputation is what others say about us, character is what we know about ourselves.  Don’t be enslaved by what others say about you—Robert N Gorelick

Cat Lady Be Mine

Tall and svelte, kind and discrete
Lovely single cat lady strolls up my street
Some folks are just crabby
I love you and your tabby!
Cat lady be mine and life shall be sweet

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A shallow thinker of little integrity
A sycophant stinker and less empathy
A wanting to return to a golden age 
which never existed,
with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage
Catty remarks weird and twisted...

Selflessly she married into a family,
it only makes her more inspiring
She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter,
Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter!
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My cat’s name is Cookie 
Cookie is a cute silly little cat 
She is a grey tabby mix 
Cookie loves to play with her toy rat 

She always sits in the open window 
She watches the birds fly by 
The sun is her companion 
When it shines in the bright blue sky 

At night she relaxes on my warm laptop 
Cookie tends to go a bit crazy 
She loves to cuddle next to me 
When she does we get a bit lazy 
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The Cat Lady
There was a lady in my town that had so many cats 
She didn't know their name.
You would see her with at least 10 every day.
She would set food out for the cats and a mess of cats would soon be there,
The lady was old and she liked dogs too.
But cats were her only life she lived for.
The house is gone now and every now and then you will see a cat come from the 
bushes 
Where the House sat.
A kind old lady and a cats best friend.
mewow!!!...

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That elderly lady, she's so kind
 She takes in stray cats time after time
 She love all her felines
 And love is no crime

 Perhaps the old lady was a little naive
 The cats kept coming and they didn't leave
 But she loves all her felines
 Is love a crime?

  So she  lost control of the situation
  Perhaps because of her pro-cat-stination
 An old lady who is so sweet
 Is now the crazy cat lady who lives up the street
                        -
 1-5-18...

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She takes in strays that no one wants;
the house is overrun with cats;
she feeds them scraps - it's all she has -
but some will hunt and feast on rats.

Her husband left, she lost her job -
she coped. So many years alone,
the cats her only friends (although,
you never hear Old Ester moan).

They say she's crazy, or a witch;
the children run, the locals hide.
She doesn't speak and hobbles by:
a sad old lady, misty-eyed...

for Line's Crazy Cat Lady contest...

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“The Memoirs of a Cat Lady” 



you slinked onto my sunny windowsill
winked with your one good eye
a no-brainer, all in your face, head

saucy marmalade pants 
bittersweet No. 1 wins the day,
in my bed

oh to be dominant
in my realm of warmth
once again

Moonlight 
calculates the temerity 
of a head-over-heels

One-eyed Pirate upstart
heart-claiming
Love Cat

she remembers
shameless,
she silently grins

(LadyLabyrinth / 2021)
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Crazy Cat lady

Crazy cat lady,
Having your cats listen to the music of slim shady,
Daily!
Crazy cat lady,
Feeding your cats mash potatoes and
Gravy!
Crazy cat lady,
I feel so sorry for your husband, 
Brady!
Crazy cat lady,
I especially do not like your cat, 
Brainy!
Crazy cat lady,
Once and for all, stop dumping all the dirty litter bags on the side facing my home. It smells oh so,
Badly!
Crazy cat lady,
I think I am going to be moving back to the city of,
Bailey!...

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Listen to poem:

they called her the crazy cat lady
for so many obvious reasons
calm and poised she hummed and purred
she would sit and pose the whole day long
had nothing better to do with her time
than keep her cats amused and entertained
a herd of cats nudging her climbing her
her pockets filled with treats and catnip
the lady with the smile of a cheshire cat



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on September 26, 2020 for contest COMPLETELY YOUR CHOICE (17) sponsored by BRIAN STRAND...

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