Best Cat Lady Poems

The cat rules our house, and she has us well trained:
We jump at the sound of her slightest complaint.
The day starts at six when I hear her loud cry,
Her pitiful wailing. I run to find why.
Queen passive-aggressive, she sits there and stares
Until I feel guilty....

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She is the eclectic cat lady
Pretty in pink wearing a daisy
You be the judge I think she's crazy
Bobby sock chic her scarf's paisley

One big duffle with many cats inside
she will show them off with the utmost pride
In the bag you can hear them collide
Still they...

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Twice-a-day, though sun or rain, in storm or wind or snow

                    The crazy lady fed her strays, and watched them come-and-go


She had a name for every...

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“The Memoirs of a Cat Lady” 



you slinked onto my sunny windowsill
winked with your one good eye
a no-brainer, all in your face, head

saucy marmalade pants 
bittersweet No. 1 wins the day,
in my bed

oh to be dominant
in my realm of warmth
once again

Moonlight 
calculates the temerity 
of...

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Initially, Lady adopted just the gray One for love and fun.
A pal gifted another, a kitten who needed a Mother.
Though spayed, One let Two nurse and her milk did disburse,
said a Vet whose face crunched, bemused and confused.
For One and Two days passed with Lady’s...

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Lady          
                                 is tired
...

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Crazy Cat Lady
sat in the rocking chair
her dress quite fady
her colour so fair
but the felines around
gave me the creeps
even in this roaring crowd
i could hear her weep
for she was quite alone
i saw when looked at me the crone.......

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In our town lived a crazy old crone
with no spouse, and her kids were all grown.
Once frightened by rats,
she bought a few cats,
so no longer did she live alone.

As it turns out, the cats were so nice
that they wouldn’t attack even mice!
They wanted instead
to only...

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There was a dame from Westminster,
Who lived her life as a spinster.
She was old and gray,
Yelled at cats all day,
And that is why no one missed her....

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In Little Whinging, Privet Drive,
around the bend at Number Four
is sighted, strikingly alive,
a tabby cat not seen before.

Her interests vary from her kind’s -
she does not mind the scuttling rat
Behind a battered bin she finds 
some shade. (They think she just gets fat).

But 

After dark...

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There is an old lady with over a thousand cats.
They are so cute they take your heart, forever playing about the house
with a stuff mouse.
She is known as the Crazy Cat Woman.
In love with cats their close to her bosom, treats them like they were...

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Shadow-Cat = Cat Afraid oF the Dark needs Teddy-Bear-Cat 
Polecat = a pole dancer Cat-House 
Copycat = looks like you do Carbon Copy House-Cat

Bobcat =  Bob - Tailed - Cat
Wildcat = Wild.,.Child.,.Spirit.,.Cat

Allie-cat = Loose Trampy Cat Did ( I ) Loose 
my Train oF...

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Crazy cat lady as I don't like cats, but as I've got older I have whiskers to match. I see men as they see mice little sneaky but taste very nice....

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Yes, I’ll admit I am that crazy cat lady,
            mother of my beautiful Persian Sadie.
She’s sassy and brassy and full of spice, 
     naughty in the morn, but at night...

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That elderly lady, she's so kind
 She takes in stray cats time after time
 She love all her felines
 And love is no crime

 Perhaps the old lady was a little naive
 The cats kept coming and they didn't leave
 But she loves all her...

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