The Crazy Cat Lady

It could be a neighbor, With a strange behavior, That never dare leaves her home, Or an old grandmother, Who's house makes you shudder, And never goes anywhere alone. But the crazy cat lady is easily spotted By her messy clothes and hair. Even in a large crowd, She is easily found By the cat smell that reeks in the air. When you stay at her house, you have to sleep on the couch 'Cause her kitties stay in the guest room. Her cats come as well, With they're awful smell When she comes to visit noon. Even when she shops, she is not alone, And is easily seen at Walmart. She brings half the cats on earth, With three in her purse, And five inside her full cart. No matter where she is found, She is always bound To have her scary, mangy fur babies. So wherever you are, Know she may not be far. Watch out for the crazy cat lady!