Long Cat lady Poems

For some enchanted evenings...

The following scenario imagined
after the hoopla of
Democratic National Convention miracle workers
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
trumpeted politically wholesome zeal,
and achieved advancement
propelling them ahead
in the race to the White House.

Unlike the hangdog expression of...

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We Call Him “Tommy”

We have a lovely Tom cat
He lives most out of doors
I wondered if they kick him out
Because he loudly snores

If I had a lovely “Snowshoe”
I wouldn’t let him out to roam
He would...

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Twice-a-day, though sun or rain, in storm or wind or snow

                    The crazy lady fed her...

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Dear love
i know you wont even remeber what i do
dear love you dont know how much i loved you
dear cupid i found your child 
dear god shes gone wild 
heart is spicy and flavorful never...

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CAT LADY

                         Cat Lady, going crazy,
     ...

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He gave her an inch and she took a mile
He'd do or say just about anything to see her smile
With a huge heart of gold, she was the furthest thing from vile
She took the felines...

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Initially, Lady adopted just the gray One for love and fun.
A pal gifted another, a kitten who needed a Mother.
Though spayed, One let Two nurse and her milk did disburse,
said a Vet whose face crunched,...

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In Little Whinging, Privet Drive,
around the bend at Number Four
is sighted, strikingly alive,
a tabby cat not seen before.

Her interests vary from her kind’s -
she does not mind the scuttling rat
Behind a battered bin she finds...

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Yes, I’ll admit I am that crazy cat lady,
            mother of my beautiful Persian Sadie.
She’s sassy and brassy and full of spice, 
 ...

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She prowls regally like feline queen of nine lives, 
the fat lady Lucy calls her Merlin, the magic cat,
as white as the first snow or the lovely lily. 

Wherever she goes on her daily errand,...

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Cath is totally besotted with her five pussycats,
their cute ears stick out from under blue hats.
She dresses them in brightly colored plastic suits,
and on their paws they wear red wellington boots.

Cath’s kittens, all have colorful...

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As a child she wasn't allowed to own pets
always pretending to be a kitty herself as an outlet
now on her own and retired she owned a dozen cats
preferring them over dogs thinking this is where...

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Little kitty prowling at night
What is your nemesis inside
Chasing the little brown mice
Scaring them to death time after time.

They scamper waking fluffy puppy
Who chases evading orange kitty
Who scratches and runs from chasing
Waking the sleeping red...

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There is an old lady with over a thousand cats.
They are so cute they take your heart, forever playing about the house
with a stuff mouse.
She is known as the Crazy Cat Woman.
In love with cats...

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For the love a cat...she would eat her hat
She would marry a goat...and go to sea with no boat

She would gladly forsake...any human handshake!
but for a ball of pure fuzz...her own head she would buzz

Not...

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In loving memory of my favorite aunt: Aunt Joanne                          ...

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The cat rules our house, and she has us well trained:
We jump at the sound of her slightest complaint.
The day starts at six when I hear her loud cry,
Her pitiful wailing. I run to find...

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Cat Angel in Incheon

Walking down the park at night 
In my suburban Incheon Korean town 
I encounter yet again 
the mysterious Korean woman
dressed in white feeding 
eight cats who surround her 
eating their dinner in...

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CRAZY CAT LADY


Two cats in the house, one white and one black
The fat woman calls one Kite and the other Jack
Wherever she goes her company they always keep
On her both sides every night they would...

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Slushbo was called Pinkie back in the “day”
Boys who dated her said “hip, hip hooray!”
She was daring and dashing, and did many great things.
But never was offered a pretty diamond ring.

That’s okay, she said, when...

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She is the eclectic cat lady
Pretty in pink wearing a daisy
You be the judge I think she's crazy
Bobby sock chic her scarf's paisley

One big duffle with many cats inside
she will show them off with the...

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It could be a neighbor,
With a strange behavior,
That never dare leaves her home,
Or an old grandmother,
Who's house makes you shudder,
And never goes anywhere alone.

But the crazy cat lady is easily spotted
By her messy clothes and...

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Crazy Cat Lady

there's a hotbed of crazy cat ladies
waving at me from their new mercedes
howling in a frenzy for me to stop
for a quick drill, I fall for their prop
giving to fish to their host
and...

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Shadow-Cat = Cat Afraid oF the Dark needs Teddy-Bear-Cat 
Polecat = a pole dancer Cat-House 
Copycat = looks like you do Carbon Copy House-Cat

Bobcat =  Bob - Tailed - Cat
Wildcat = Wild.,.Child.,.Spirit.,.Cat

Allie-cat = Loose...

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My Three Black Cats 

I sit outside , with my three black cats. 
Each one on their own corner, of the grassy mat. 
One cat quite old, the others under four. 
Just sitting together, none...

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