Cannabis Poems | Examples


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My 2023 Prediction

With a lot in life tampered,
With as much in it hampered;
For it there’s a recorder,
For in life, here, there’s order
2023
And it seems folks would be free,
I mean: crazily so free 
As to  attack a close tree:
More intake of cannabies,
Guys barking you’d think Rabies,
A man seize by the collar,
Because one saw his dollar;
Refusal to release “sorry”,
Yet one heard the pillory,
Open requests for secret fun
And, there, wanting the act done…

Litigants in a hurry
To with judge favour curry,
U.S. still leading peace talks,
On Earth more unsafe night walks:
Not much in my Nigeria:
Some steps away from The Rear,…

Happily in Africa
More released second-hand car:
A new wish to keep my beard 
Matching the New Trends stark weird.

Premium Member John Lennon Gets the Munchies

Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva 
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo.

Premium Member Gummy Bear

Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!


Who Is My Real Enemy

They might be our real enemies
But they don’t smoke as much cannabis, 
Your schemed wars thriller to the vulture
And that’s the truest darkest picture!

They scramble for our lowest money,
Never its restrictions finding funny;
Their brothers reviving our fainting shoes:
The hardly polished after their stubborn use;
With us initiating the silly prices 
That regard gives none to how cost rises…
And when our women at them looked twice 
They wouldn’t fail to reciprocate thrice!

Then, their rich ones are spoilers of the game;
All of them grabbing foxes, far from tame;
One begins to love bloated riches 
One begins to be worse than witches…

So please no unconventional remedy 
For a problem from a still guess enemy.

Premium Member Try Cannabis They Say

try cannabis they say
people I did not know even knew the word cannabis
religious people
judgemental people
strict, status quo, black and white people

In my wildest imagination I never expected some of them
To even know what cannabis is
Let alone to recommend it to me
as a possibility.
I thought I knew these people

But life changes things
Pain and cancer brings out new possibilities
Pain and cancer brings new ideas to the fray
Desperation makes cannabis seem okay
And pain brings desperation

Premium Member Stoned

There once was a fellow named Lurch 
Who attended a Cannabis church.
Lurch listened not to preaching;
For ignoring church teaching
He got stoned in a grove of birch.


Premium Member Cannabis Is Now For Sale

Cannabis is now for sale
   Customers won't go to jail

Yet the price seems awfully high
   Sticker shock for those who buy

First day sales are through the roof
   Don't believe me? -- Here's the proof

At every store you'll see huge crowds
   ~ Above their heads, marijuana clouds

Premium Member Green Plant

you told me I wouldn't be able to put on gloves or fight again
you told me i wouldnt be able to hold a pen or write again
you told me it wasnt very likely i would ever be myself again
but here i am 
thanks to a plant you told me not to believe in.


Kale Brereton
Mar 13, 2019

www.thefreethinkinghuman.com

Anti Cannabis Landlord

Early in the morning
I heard a knock
On my door
I opened the door
It's my landlord, oh lord!
He seemed happy, thank God
Then he said bhangi, oh no!
Do you smoke it?
Hell no!

Premium Member Fly In the Cannabis Ointment

High fly
Flies high

Cannabis Preacher

There was a dreadlocks Jah man
called Dennis
He changed his name to Ratty

He never takes the same paths with cops, nor need their help, 
because he knew how to plant and sell his weed crops successfully well

He hardly moved with his mates,
because he is always high in faith

He never liked having his bath,
because he hates feeling slippery like a sweating bat

He didn't know maths, 
but he always sat and frat in his mat, 
while he smoked down jumbo marijuana with his fat pocket friends  

He didn't know how to play long tennis, 
but he had a very long tennis man hood

And the Genesis of his love, started with a white girl,
called Jennis,

He admired her so dearly,
because of her skimpy outfit 
and she also knew how to play long tennis sexy well

But she always ran far from him, 
because she only knew how to play with short tennis man hood
and she is a semi-virgin,
who doesn't want a man with such long tennis man hood, which was almost the size of her long tennis bat,
to travel up north, through her virgin Atlantic private part

So she hid and ran continuously, 
in order not to get ugly drilled by a long tennis bat 

This is the story of Ratty, the cannabis preacher…

Cannabis Connoisseur

Medical Marijuana

Magical Herb, given to this world
can cure so many things, you’d 
never believe it would

from helping a cancer patient
from starving
the positive results from it
are alarming

it gives people
a chance
to alleviate the pain,
stomach aches
even a granny’s arthritis
why would anyone want to
fight this

this beautiful idea of
medical marijuana
limiting the lords 
use for it, is intruding on
an individuals
freedom

Cannabis Connoisseurs
can help treat their
ADHD, sleep apnea
and tourette's syndrome
to be against
medical marijuana use
you would have 
to be dumb

To claim
the legalization of such
wisdom weed
would lead
to it being
abused, turned into a gateway drug
is lying
it is all upon the decision
of the individual
the people they surround themselves
with, and what THEY are supplying

God says in Genesis 1:12
that he has given his people hemp
and to use it at our free will
and if you do a little bit of research
you too will know the 
deal

Jah Bless Medical Marijuana

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