You scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours
And anything besides
You see, my dear, I need to get
The top spot contest prize
To be ranked one, is lots of fun
Simply said: orgasmic
If I place lower on your list
Your fate? Simply tragic!
So, here’s the deal, try to conceal
This secret from the Soup
For if I win your contest, dear
You’ll...
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