Short Bribe Poems

Against bribe fight, 
It’s against somebody’s right!...

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Azalea praise in painted hues
some pray, lie, bribe, pray, insult, pray
muddy month of May...

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a step down in class
businessclassclash
bribe awareness
street durg yepee 
do are poem’s get longer 
or stay the same?...

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Lately when I take a poop

It comes out just like tater soup

I don't even have to bribe her

Guess I'm getting too much fiber...

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Politicians do favors for a bribe

Priests grant forgiveness for pay

Doctors will heal if money is real

God sees all of their deals...

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My very best pal is my pet reindeer 
A rack for my coat and holiday cheer
We get FUIs 
By eyes in the sky
But bribe them with Santa’s, sweet homemade beer

12/8/2018
Tania Kitchin contest...

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To his lawyer he whispered nervously:
My wife’s a framer professionally.
	I’m sure she’s out to get me;
	bribe the jury to incarcerate me
sans parole, otherwise she’ll hang me.”




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He said what he had to say
to tell the story
He did what he had to do
to rescue time
He paid what he had to pay
to bribe the jailers
He gave what he had to give
—per Gertrude Stein

(Dreamsleep: February, 2023)...

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And I've become the 
victim of my own hybris. 
I was ...careless and

proud when I thought you 
are harmless to me. Now I
am trying to

bribe Fate itself to 
give me back my wasted years; 
the years I wasted on you....

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Bribe is a crime in all regions and religions.
Both hands up and down in transit of bribe in dirt 
and unclean.Bribing is to get done or to not to do 
something violating someone’s right.No wait fight 
against this in all might!...

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1 glance
1 dance
1 trance
1 chance
1 wink
1 drink
1 link
1 blink
1 crash
1 drive
1 drunk & high
1 teen
1 bribe
1 innocence
1 died
& all it took was
1 night
1 text
1 party
1 house
1 person
1's pressure
1 goal
1 first
1 thrill
1 last
1 kill...

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i'd like to give your head a spin
with jokes about my funny kin
i'd offer you a glass of gin
but you'd need to give my poem a win



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Submitted on February 28, 2019 for contest I AM A WINNER sponsored by BOBBY MAY...

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She's got a plan
just moved to Florida
one week in the hole
a forced proposal...

"yeah...
uh...
maybe if I get a job with insurance;
we'll get married...
then you'll have insurance too!"

a bribe
the spider web is officially constructed
"Charlotte's web"
no...we'll name it
the Black Widow!...

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Listen to poem:

You imbibe the diatribe,
quaffing the jibe for a bribe
to remain silent and acquiescing. 

Struck mute to suit
your unfussed cowardice
in failing to speak up,
when you know the throng is wrong like you
to remain silent, 
a seething flock in shock.

Inertia, inherent, 
in the same inane inaction....

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Bounty
of landfall.
I am collecting your berries.

The castle
has connived with the moat
to end an era.

The first step
ends the journey.
An avatar has accepted the bribe.

Gather the tents 
and return the sky.
My morale is sinking very low.

The dream 
will wash the eyes
to read the book again.



Satish Verma...

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Took a trip to San Bribe
Plane to the boat to San Bribe
A bribe a road I have no idea
Let me know how it turns out 

Character Teddy Duchomp 
Says it best
I have no idea how it works 
Let me know how it turns out
Let me know how it goes 
I’d quote one and tie one to it
But it’s much hassle 
WAnt a hangg’in...

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Rich pastor
preached, looted, lied
much wealth he got
Ten million dollars
he kept saying;
“put this in my coffin
some I’ll use to bribe
Angels at check-points
when I reach heaven
I’ll offer God the rest
to work out quick entry
and high place in heaven
that happens on earth
happens in heaven
the Lord has spoken"...

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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em...
well, that bridge will come
just think up a plan 
and pray it works
if not....
ya in doo-doo
better get mommy to kiss that boo-boo

Peacin' out ya'll!...

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Operation disaster plan
madman gone crazy
off the rocker
once apon a time
still going on today
burning coals
head full of orange steam
we don't know why
I guess
green light
green suit
engine full steam ahead
destroy
wisdom
wise 
intelligent of the intelligent
frustrate
with bad no sense
expensive cheep
bribe...

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My heart`s offering is plentiful today
It`s ardent
Tt`s daring
It`s bribe for services in the intrest of our past days
I want them to return as scattered ships
So dear the wage
So close the end
You may say I`m a poor man with the last coins for passage.


Tellus, Grinta Publishing House 2012
(pen name: Calin Derzelea)...

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When is a bribe a compromise?
What do you do when you see red?
Britain no longer belongs to us.
Some things you hate more than others.

Things that get my goat
Rude or bad drivers
Children out of control
Know it all's.

Notch on the bedpost guys
People who try to show one up
and finally old age
That's enough for now....

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Stealing from the bribe treasury
of those that fight bribery 
to my bank account overseas 
for stealing is not corruption 

That money is ours 
stole from our resources 
that is hidden overseas
for stealing is not corruption

Ohh, arise o-compatriot
to served our heros past
for stealing is not corruption
so peace and unity...

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I have a best friend,
Our friendship never ends

She is trustful to make a bribe
Oh! I forgot to describe!

Let me start,

She is a baby at heart
Contributing brilliant ideas is her art,

Tall and slender,
To jump on trampoline she is eager

She can prove to be a very good companion,
Lives life to fullest,carries no tension....

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familiar feelings feigns
odd emotions strains
pulpy punctured projection
ensconced eerie erections
contract into span
gulped by trance

mystic meager mass
assumed airy mask
met mushy task

inky oily infection
curl callous combustion
scribbling damped solutions

emotions sans vibe
sanity scrunched bribe.
     19:11:18:14:38...

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Billionaires live in a rat hole
And hoard funds for their barren soul
Their burrows and blight
Are nests out of sight
Where pest control's just whack-a-mole

The rich bribe the prez with cash nuts
And praise Trumpenstein's rodent guts!
Those privileged imbibe
Tax cuts for their tribe
While we'll eat what's dropped from their butts...

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