Best Bribe Poems

Clean your house from top to bottom – any other chores you want me to do?
A cup of steaming coffee is ready – I know you just love your brew
So you want me to get the shopping – I’ll have it right on cue
Anything special...

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Mom don't feed me veggies
Don't put them on my dish
French fries and a hot dog
Is now my only wish
Mayonnaise smothered Tater-Tots
Sure would do the trick
Peas Broccoli, spinach too
Just will make me sick

Carrots, I can't stand them
Oh please, for goodness sake
Don't hide them in a muffin
Or...

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You scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours
And anything besides
You see, my dear, I need to get
The top spot contest prize

To be ranked one, is lots of fun
Simply said: orgasmic
If I place lower on your list
Your fate? Simply tragic!

So, here’s the deal, try to conceal
This...

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Money Talks, It talks for me,
Cash this check and you will see.
A bribe for you, if you choose.
If you don't, we both loose.
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So you want this so bad?
Incorrigible lad
Your excesses will come back to haunt you,
But we may do a deal
Under this seal
Unless common sense doth daunt you.

Should push come to shunt
You’ll bear the brunt
Of an outlying cost that may shock you,
A bribe? You dare say
And ask...

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Mind wanders, body stills, my pen will write.
The known world disappears in silence.
Thoughts flow like a taunt string on a kite,
Leaving distance to control compliance.
Light and dark words render hidden shadows,
As a poem starts to form from nothing.
Black replaces the empty page and grows,
And a...

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Against bribe fight, 
It’s against somebody’s right!...

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I ask a price of his character
Promptly he shows me a tag
On which he fixes his rate
I agree and he consumes me
But feed many a mouth at home

I lure him
With my wanton abundance
And easily he sells his chastity
Like a promiscuous woman
Though i do not play...

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A smelling tribe
With a Culture of Bribe,
For Bribe is often A Lever:
The Answer to A Short Fever,
Doctors to face “The Other Fever!”
To Bribe she never says “Never”,
Its purported sweetness “Forever” …

A Blind-to-Truth Tribe
You daren’t describe
Her passion for Bribe;
With the foulest fancy for it,
Often bringing it...

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Took a trip to San Bribe
Plane to the boat to San Bribe
A bribe a road I have no idea
Let me know how it turns out 

Character Teddy Duchomp 
Says it best
I have no idea how it works 
Let me know how it turns out
Let me...

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The Bribe

By Elton Camp

Senator, give support for the gambling bill
It will cure our fair State of its financial ill
And you know you can trust a man like me
That it’ll bring no crime increase I will see

But it will greatly enhance the money flow
And as an...

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To live or to survive
It is a hard time
After the epidemic 
Comes the economic crisis
Not enough food 
We grow our own vegetables
Not enough chickens
We rear our own chickens
Nothing to do with money
But when not enough money 
People can bribe
We can do nothing
Even when we retire...

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Maladministration knocked down men
And women.
Corruption paralyzed the entire community.
Why is there so much corruption?

Are you not guilty of doing wrong things?
Do you know how short your life really is?
You rush through life collecting things,
Look at the mirror, and find out who you are.

The mirror will...

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i'd like to give your head a spin
with jokes about my funny kin
i'd offer you a glass of gin
but you'd need to give my poem a win



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Submitted on February 28, 2019 for contest I AM A WINNER sponsored by BOBBY MAY...

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It looks so sweet,a pity it wasn't sung
Is there hope for what future may hold?
For faces I had thought we're gay
I saw were lined with care
Life unbelievably was clear

And vividly was clear
My lord,where shall I place my bribe?
Then society cheats itself
Billions lost publicly
Big brains lynched

Commoners...

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