Biscuit Poems - Poems about Biscuit

Biscuit Friends

Biscuits like friends
I'd like to portray
Are best rediscovered
On the rainiest day

The kettle it steams
The teabag is dry
The sofa side table
Is catching your eye

Biscuits like friends
Can combine and renew
To chat or be still
With some fireside brew

Should I dunk and indulge
Maybe snap, slurp or crunch
God, for moments like these
I just thank you a bunch

Biscuits

What‘s better than a biscuit?

Hard to debunk 

Treasure trunk funk 

Should you let

It get wetter

Would you dare risk it?


The trick a quick dunk

Or could flunk..flick..kerplunk.. 

Mushy chunk sunk..messy junk

Slushy slunk..in the tea you drunk


So at your leisure

Pleasure one’s self

Don’t regret your stealth

Forget your health

Wealth beset on the shelf


So feeling restive?

Yearn for a digestive?

Appealing…suggestive

No shock..dark choc

What

The Queen Has a Navy that Floats in Her Gravy

The Queen has a navy
That floats in her gravy,
It’s sharp and its clear,
But it’s sure tough to steer,
For the rudders get stuck
In that thick, grayish muck,
And the lads in the stern
Have a penchant to yearn
For the bright shining waters 
All popping with otters,
Yet they smile as they sail past
Her Majesty’s repast,
And wink as they think
That

The Biscuit and the Yam

A wee little biscuit softly implored
a gruff, hard-hearted and tuberous yam,
"oh, why, my dear friend, must you be so hard?"
and the yam replied, "I am what I am!"

"In my kitchen, I will not have this chat",
I said, as, into the oven they went.
"Now I'm soft", said yam, an hour after that.
"But I'm hard", I heard

Broken Biscuit People

The world is full of broken biscuit people
Julie got pregnant on a whim
She said they used the withdrawal method
He withdrew in London while she was still in Manchester
It would bring them closer together, she said
So he moved to America to prove this theory
She decided he would be back when the whim was three
Where there's a

BROKEN TOKEN SAUSAGE BISCUIT-

broken token
despise disguise
~
holly-Holy
trouble double
~
eating bleeding
sausage biscuit

5/1/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©

Tea

Tea leaves, tea bags which is the way to go,
Square, round or triangular, stirring them to and fro.

Milky, sugary or a builders brew,
Have you thought which best suits you.

Whichever you choose it has to be hot,
I prefer tea to coffee but I will have whatever you've got.

A biscuit would be really nice,
But not the chocolate

Not the Lionel Rich Tea biscuit version

I can see it in your.eyes
As they rest in silver spoons
I can see it in your smile
As the lamp where your face skin lies tautly stretched filters through the lips
Are you somewhere feeling lonely 
Nope cause the chainsaw drips with pieces I made of you and there bagged and leaning against the wall
Or is someone

Risk It For the Biscuit

No risk no reward

No time to be coy

Just take what you want

Sit back and enjoy

I Will Always

(Sung To The Song "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston...From the film..The Bodyguard)...(1992)


If you do stay
You'll be tempting me to your way
In the bin you now go
I can't risk having you here everyday

Coz I will want to eat you
I will want to taste you
You
My biscuit you
Mmmmmm

Loaded with calories
And the fat thighs given to

Maybe Just a Biscuit

I watch you
Every morning
Coffee and a biscuit
All for you
Maybe remember me
A biscuit would be nice
So I can eat with my friend

Mcvite Digestives

For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten.
They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten.
Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spencer have all jumped into the biscuit game.
Attempting to overthrow McVities as the number one, but their biscuits re not the same.

A mere eighty-four calories, if

Fun: Biscuit

Things were quiet, relaxed and calm, 
Things were rosy and fine,
Nothing was going to turn it around, 
Nothing from out or inside,

And then, from nowhere, her upper lip quaked, 
She hid a small grin out of view,
And her eyes softly scanned those all around, 
Her eyes both hid what she knew,

And she could see the

The Captain's Sea Biscuit

There was a Rubenesque gypsy from France,
Who made love to all the pirates of Penzance!
Alas~condemned to walk the plank.
Till she flashed her voluptuous, sun-tanned flank!
Captain so pleased~no plank,just asked,
His "Sea Biscuit" to dance! 


July 11, 2019
8:20pm PST


Formerly entitled His Sea Biscuit

Every Biscuit Has Its Day

Every Biscuit Has Its Day
By Tom Wright
8/8/2006

 I tossed a biscuit to my old hound, 
It conceptually then became a dog biscuit,

He refused to eat it
So actually that made it a bad dog biscuit,

He did bury it for later though
So technically I’d be correct in saying
That every dog oops biscuit has its day!
It must be

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