Emilia James Poet Lyric

I Will Always

(Sung To The Song "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston...From the film..The Bodyguard)...(1992)


If you do stay
You'll be tempting me to your way
In the bin you now go
I can't risk having you here everyday

Coz I will want to eat you
I will want to taste you
You
My biscuit you
Mmmmmm

Loaded with calories
And the fat thighs given to me
So goodbye
I won't cry
Plus my weight plays havoc with my knees

Coz I will want to bite you
I will want to nibble you
You
 
You could stay if fat free
And I lost all the weight you gave to me
And hadn't given me chin number three
I favoured you, but now set myself free

And I will always love you
Your soft chocolate goo
Your brown crumbly crumb base
Your sweet biscuit round face
Your taste that I still crave
Each small crumb I would not waste

My
Biscuit, I miss you
I'll always
I'll always want you.


 
Change The Record Poetry Contest

Sponsor : Natasha L Scragg

Written 15.10.21

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Deb M December 11, 2021 at 7:15 AM Love love your humour Emilia! Funny clever poem! Debx Emilia James December 29, 2021 at 8:31 AM Thank you so much Deb. Got chin number four now since Christmas but I am blaming it on the distorted mirrors I have around in my home lol. Emilia : ) (PS, not really at chins lol)

Panagiota Romios November 30, 2021 at 2:03 PM I think this is hysterically funny, Emilia. Deserves far more credit. Far more work than a couplet or a one liner Terrifically done.. A Fav. Panagiotav Emilia James December 29, 2021 at 7:56 AM Thank you so much Pangie and for the fav. I am very happy in knowing that enjoyed it. Emilia : )

Jan Allison November 18, 2021 at 2:10 PM Love your witty parody of the song, many congrats on your win Emilia:-) hugs Jan xx Emilia James December 29, 2021 at 7:41 AM Thank you so much Jan. Sometimes I think I maybe to food focused lol, Emilia : )

Natasha L Scragg November 12, 2021 at 12:06 PM Hi Emilia! I love your song. It's fun, humorous and so relatable for your audience. The struggle with diet and the temptation of fattening treats, in this instance, biscuits. This will make a lot of people smile. Huge congrats on placing top ten in the contest and thank you for entering :-) warm wishes xx Emilia James November 17, 2021 at 8:16 AM Thank you very much Natasha and thank you for hosting the contest. It was a lot of fun and really enjoyed it. Hope to do more and this was my first attempt at this form. Emilia : ) xx

Paula Goldsmith October 23, 2021 at 3:12 PM A creative/fun~~write/song. Good Luck. So cute. Now let's eat. Have a blessed autumn day writing away.............. Emilia James October 24, 2021 at 2:50 PM Thank you so much Paula. Have a blessed Autumn day too. Emilia : )

Lindsay Laurie October 22, 2021 at 8:05 PM Hello Emilia ... as the old saying goes. What passes the lips goes straight to the hips - enjoy your biscuits Emilia - Lindsay Emilia James October 23, 2021 at 3:36 AM Thank you Lindsay. I'm not a biscuit eater, though I do like them. I don't like putting on extra weight makes me feel ugh! Emilia : )

John Gondolf October 18, 2021 at 2:38 AM Emilia, I enjoyed reading this humorous parody of Whitney Houston’s song. Good luck in the contest. Hugs, John Emilia James October 18, 2021 at 2:57 AM Thank you so much John. I'm not a biscuit eater but do like chocolate in small amounts. I'm lucky that I don't put on weight easily but saying that I am always busy doing something. Hugs, Emilia : )