Biff Poems - Poems about Biff

...Lots of mindless prattle and giggles from Cindy’s room She was sweet-talking our next-door-neighbor Biff on Zoom Some future Saturday they may become bride and groom At ten, they are happy to laug......

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... A peculiar middle name, all my life I've been burdened with Twas “Byard”, that's even worse than “Archibald” or “Biff” What were Ma and Pa thinking This name is still stinking My name......

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...A sunflower stands tall, enthrall, A hidden gem in an empty field, High on its long unbranched, stem, Plate size, hue yolk-yellow, full face, With a mild, sweet, nutty scent. A drop of red-be......

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...When I am old I shall be an acrobat Granny Fee said. People will cheer and stomp their feet at me The clapping will be thunderous I may join Barnum and Bailey’s right now I think they went out ......

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...Queen cat had a collar that was so stiff It hurt my neck to see it said her cousin Biff On her head she had a measly pearl crown Poor, but her lips did not often curl into a frown I am satisfie......

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...I am the major general Hare said with a sniff An ugly rumor had sauntered by with a whiff He felt rage, consternation and a bit of miff this gossip-y story came from his weird cousin Biff......

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...The cause of the newlyweds' tiff occurred when he told her, 'I'm stiff' - he didn't explain his neck was in pain and sulking, she gave him a biff! written 27th February for Tania's contest......

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...Coronavirus, here to stay; Rather unfortunate to say. Lives have changed; things aren't the same. Crowding of hospitals, a shame. ......

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...I had no idea that bears had a ceremony I said. You are hilarious! Yelled my nature loving cousin Fred. How do you think they get married? He asked with a sniff. I didn’t know they did I said, whi......

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...Basher used to fight with all his might Until he died, "poor thing". He boxed four rounds and hit the ground After taking one on the chin From a boxer called Biff Who made short thrift Of any......

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...I see the raging fire in your eyes, the heart screams out loud the brain cells terpsichore in the rhythm of life. See the sparkle instead of haze that covers your being. see the best in you ......

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...One legged evil brownie with a lopsided top hat Was tired of crab legged crone thinking she was all that Her feather and sword gave her instant jurisdiction Her thought her followers fell under so......

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...At Ellis Island there were tons of lines If you stood too long you were given fines Your name easy if It was Rose or Big Biff Mine was misspelled about a hundred times......

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...Biff, the oboist 2 cups of pureed shrimp 1 cup of chopped turkey bacon 4 cups of flour (self rising) 1/4 cups of coconut flakes 3/4 cups of green onion 3 T celery seeds (toasted) 2 T sesam......

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...The problem is, Priscilla grew up in a penthouse having parties while Biff came of age under a bridge fighting other trolls, he remembers. When Pris calls his office and says we're having g......

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