Biff Poems - Poems about Biff

Not being silly is Jamie Smith the new Gilly

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5 down..for just 84..what do you do.. try and survive..shut the door..or instead more hardcore jive...out on the lash  ..go to town..

On his way to 184..borrowed the crown from the real deal sur...

Can't biff the Pontiff

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Dope boundary rope tropes…fans hopes..Ollie copes..thick skin…will find the strength within…ignores the din…as Pope unleashes that boyish grin..

Can hear Freddie and David…ddddd..Under Pressure…...

WTC Remember Temba

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Lovingly lauded.. they marauded.. rightly applauded

Saffa gaffers did thrill 

Willow wielding wizards of Oz

Yielding…lampooned..marooned..jaffas 

Festooned spill just like Seville .

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Cindy and Biff on Zoom

...Lots of mindless prattle and giggles from Cindy’s room
She was sweet-talking our next-door-neighbor Biff on Zoom
Some future Saturday they may become bride and groom
At ten, they are happy to laug...

Byard, A Very Peculiar Name

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A peculiar middle name, all my life I've been burdened with
Twas “Byard”, that's even worse than “Archibald” or “Biff”
What were Ma and Pa thinking
This name is still stinking
My name...

A Drop of Redberry Jam

...A sunflower stands tall, enthrall,
A hidden  gem in an empty field,
High on its long unbranched, stem,
Plate size, hue yolk-yellow, full face,
With a mild, sweet,  nutty scent.
A  drop of red-be...

They all loved Grams Monster Cookies

...When I am old I shall be an acrobat Granny Fee said.
People will cheer and stomp their feet at me
The clapping will be thunderous
I may join Barnum and Bailey’s right now

I think they went out ...

a bit about queen cat

...Queen cat had a collar that was so stiff
It hurt my neck to see it said her cousin Biff
On her head she had a measly pearl crown
Poor, but her lips did not often curl into a frown

I am satisfie...

Annoyed By a Relative

...I am the major general Hare said with a sniff
An ugly rumor had sauntered by with a whiff
He felt rage, consternation and a bit of miff
this gossip-y story came from his weird cousin Biff...

Disappointment

...The cause of the newlyweds' tiff
occurred when he told her, 'I'm stiff' -
he didn't explain
his neck was in pain
and sulking, she gave him a biff!

written 27th February for Tania's contest...

Edge of Life's Cliff

...Coronavirus, here to stay; 
             Rather unfortunate to say.
Lives have changed; things aren't the same.
        Crowding of hospitals, a shame.
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How Do You Think They Have Children

...I had no idea that bears had a ceremony I said.
You are hilarious! Yelled my nature loving cousin Fred.
How do you think they get married? He asked with a sniff.
I didn’t know they did I said, whi...

Basher the Boxer

...Basher used to fight with all his might
Until he died, "poor thing".
He boxed four rounds and hit the ground
After taking one on the chin

From a boxer called Biff
Who made short thrift
Of any...

Believe In Yourself

...I see the raging fire in your
eyes,
the heart screams out loud the brain cells terpsichore 
in the rhythm of life.

See the sparkle instead of haze that covers your being. 
see the best in you ...

Conquering the Crab Legged Crone

...One legged evil brownie with a lopsided top hat
Was tired of crab legged crone thinking she was all that
Her feather and sword gave her instant jurisdiction
Her thought her followers fell under so...

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