Best Biff Poems

Biff Gets His Fill

By Elton Camp

Sue, Biff’s wife, simply loved her dog
Though he was filthy as a rooting hog

To keep Fido outside she didn’t try
The house became as dirty as a sty

He took a nap on the best chair,
However, Mrs. Sue really didn’t care

Then he...

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Lots of mindless prattle and giggles from Cindy’s room
She was sweet-talking our next-door-neighbor Biff on Zoom
Some future Saturday they may become bride and groom
At ten, they are happy to laugh about silly things on Zoom...

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Dope boundary rope tropes…fans hopes..Ollie copes..thick skin…will find the strength within…ignores the din…as Pope unleashes that boyish grin..

Can hear Freddie and David…ddddd..Under Pressure…well..hard to measure the pleasure of the Pope’s treasure…papacy legacy pride..stops the slide..trumps the prodigy..got a ton to shun outgun..dumps the Bethell puns..rested...

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