Best Biff Poems

Biff Gets His Fill

By Elton Camp

Sue, Biff’s wife, simply loved her dog
Though he was filthy as a rooting hog

To keep Fido outside she didn’t try
The house became as dirty as a sty

He took a nap on the best chair,
However, Mrs. Sue really didn’t care

Then he...

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Lots of mindless prattle and giggles from Cindy’s room
She was sweet-talking our next-door-neighbor Biff on Zoom
Some future Saturday they may become bride and groom
At ten, they are happy to laugh about silly things on Zoom...

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