Bidet Poems - Poems about Bidet

...“in the outback” g’day bidet......Read the rest...

...Half a dozen plus years ago the following became a near reality Countdown to homelessness – mars this earthlinked sole Harris - son panhandler would would register pyrrhic victory won. 10…......Read the rest...

...It wasn't all that long ago when a hole in the ground was where people would go. Many grew sick from lack of hygiene so some one invented the pit latrine. This greatly prevented the spread of disea......Read the rest...

...A psalm to solemnize pure tin forefathers/mothers... Who didst unknowingly, unquestionably, and unwittingly script vitality and the prologue to Thanksgiving, (which theme poem initially writte......Read the rest...

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...

...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away... Excusing yourself as if... going to the bidet, an immense water closet (perhaps the size of Mar A Lago type getup), sans human waste (after flushing......Read the rest...

...The Statue of Liberty swam away. She's headed back to France today. The ladies crown got lost in the harbor. She cut off her hair at a near by barber. Some one out west claims they spotted her to......Read the rest...

...In that cheerful house room, Everything ok, by the air and the floor ... The notebooks of poetry, along with the soap boxes, Hangi......Read the rest...

...Since toilet tissue is so hard to find He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind With the very first flush Cletus scalded his tush To use again he was not too ......Read the rest...

...The teacher sat at her desk so straight And called the roll as each student would wait The lesson of the day was the plague of 2020 A history where there were facts a plenty It started in Wuhan......Read the rest...

...There’s a thing called Corona that’s going around, and the yakety-yak of it’s bringing folks down, for it’s not like some circus that’s coming to town! If you turn on your telly, you’ll probably h......Read the rest...

...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away... Excusing yourself as if... going to the bidet, an immense water closet (perhaps the size of Mar A Lago type getup), sans human waste (after flushing) ......Read the rest...

...Cinq à Sept En Pigalle, Mme. Paradigm Claims lust is a blessing sublime To have it your way Squat on her bidet And get home to your spouse on time! Les Gendarmes say, "'Tis a crime ......Read the rest...

...“The Legendary Adventure Moments of Doctor Hermione Baggins the Reddish of Winterhold, The Master Sith Rainbow Lord Lulu Pucca, Cloud Kitty Carla Chandra the Ruby Rose, and Rand O'From Equestria the ......Read the rest...

..."Believe me or not when I say my Pappy has had a rough day- Diaper soaking wet, how could he forget! I had to change it right away. So I dragged him in the bidet speechless I didn......Read the rest...