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Bidet

But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet, I'd say using a loo is serious business. Darn it, think of a sudden April shower Encroaching upon your pretty posterior, Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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Date: 12/2/2008 3:27:00 PM
Those April showers that come in May ... they bring the flowers .... blah, blah. Such a strange topic but, as always, brillantly written ... LOL ... has Joe Doria left PoetrySoup? I went to look at his latest and its all empty but his name is still on the roster. Well, thats too bad if he has ... I enjoyed his Edgar Guest type poetry ...
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Date: 12/1/2008 8:02:00 AM
This one cracked me up....who else would think to write a poem about a bidet??!! So funny and clever acrostic!! Can't wait to see the subject of your next one!! :) Carrie
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Date: 12/1/2008 5:46:00 AM
OMG What will you think of next? ~lol~ Muahahahahahaha! You crack me up Fred. Love, Shar
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Date: 12/1/2008 5:14:00 AM
lol. Nice one. I agree
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Date: 12/1/2008 5:03:00 AM
Wonderful job! Love the last line of this well written acrostic.
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