Bidet

But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,     
I'd say using a loo is serious business.    
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower      
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,      
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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Mason Avatar
December 2, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Those April showers that come in May ... they bring the flowers .... blah, blah. Such a strange topic but, as always, brillantly written ... LOL ... has Joe Doria left PoetrySoup? I went to look at his latest and its all empty but his name is still on the roster. Well, thats too bad if he has ... I enjoyed his Edgar Guest type poetry ...
Richards Avatar
December 1, 2008 at 8:02 AM
This one cracked me up....who else would think to write a poem about a bidet??!! So funny and clever acrostic!! Can't wait to see the subject of your next one!! :) Carrie
Winter Avatar
December 1, 2008 at 5:46 AM
OMG What will you think of next? ~lol~ Muahahahahahaha! You crack me up Fred. Love, Shar
G Avatar
December 1, 2008 at 5:14 AM
lol. Nice one. I agree
Higgins Avatar
December 1, 2008 at 5:03 AM
Wonderful job! Love the last line of this well written acrostic.
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