Best Zany Poems

Zany Z’s

Zany zoo of zaftig zebras,
Zarnder manes, zebus with ziffs,
Zip through zawns, zigzag with zest
Wearing zories and a zoster
From too much zimstern, zabaglione and ziti-
Zucchini, zwieback, zeppoles, and zeps;
Zillion zitherns of zirconia
Zinging on zephyrs for the zazzy
Zemni zealous zeal for Zambonis,
Zeaxanthin zaps zinc zombie zones,
Zoographer’s...

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When I
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"If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, 
tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door."             
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The awakening of the dawn like a butterfly busting through the cocoon.
The rhino's thyroid condition was exacerbated as the cheetah conflict 
continued.
As I drank in and tasted the coolness of the water, 
my eyes gazed upon the crocodile's welcoming smile, 
the caption was split apart...

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Last time I visited the zoo
I chatted with Mama Kangaroo.
She worried that as she hopped about,
Her infant roo would tumble out.
So I lent her my tube of Crazy Glue....

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the Zany Zoo
 The awakening of the dawn like a butterfly busting through the cocoon.
The rhino's thyroid condition was exacerbated as the cheetah conflict 
continued.
As I drank in and tasted the coolness of the water, 
my eyes gazed upon the crocodile's welcoming smile, 
the caption...

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JUST WIERD
 
HERE'S A LITTLE POEM THAT'S WEIRD,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT WORD FOR WORD.
WACKY-CRAZY
FUNNY-ZANY

DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH A LOT,
LIFE TO SERIOUS TURNS TO ROT.
WACKY- CRAZY
FUNNY-ZANY

PLAY GAMES AND SHARE THE FUN
NO ONE HAS YOU ON THE RUN
WACKY- CRAZY
FUNNY-ZANY

FOR WHEN YOU ARE CONTENT, OTHERS WONDER,
HOW...

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~Nearly Done~
(Zany Zig Zag Five style)







Day is nearly done 



                     
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People think they see Bigfoot roaming
around in the vast wilderness of the forest,
when it's really my 66 year old left over
from Woodstock very hairy hippie cousin,

Who decided 20 years ago to live off of the land,
having had hitchhiked out west with little or no definite...

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That crab, his claws
Snapped crack, crack, crack,
While he stuttered,
“That shell of mine,
That swirly shell,
I now want back back back.”
So out, I stepped,
Right from his shell
And donned two skates
To glide, glide, glide
Upon the ocean,
All thick mauve ice
And, as I turned nice figure eights,
A reptile boat tacked...

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locked in cages for study and further experiments                                     ...

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More Zany Headlines

Actual newspaper headlines taken mainly from 
http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/headlines.html

Poem constructed by Elton Camp

Let us hope that they will soon decide:
“Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide”

Surely safety standards this abridges:
“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”

We surely expect that the voltage won’t be as large:
“Man Struck By Lightning...

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ring
bing,ting:
whee,wee,see
gong,dong,bong song
down
low
flow,slow
nick,kick pick
tick,tock,tick,tock;
clip
clop
boom,room,fume,soon
car,ta,aah
la,di
da

An abstract poem,playing words with sounds not meaning

Inspired by Kandinsky's painting 'Klange' (Sounds) where he tried to do a similar thing in paint....

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Who Am I;
Who I am!

You; 
may know me? 
But you have no idea: 
who I am?

See me?

I'm there; 
Inside you now.

- Look?

See me again;
Right here, it's me!

- Who am I
- Who I am

Whoops!

Ha! Ha! 

Well: 
who was he? 

Epic!!!

Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 8:17 AM...

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This is the age of - Man, I really need  a break!
This is the age, dear brother, when all the news  is fake.
The taxman just took all my cash, the dentist my last tooth,
and Santa Claus they stole away as everything's post truth.
I...

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