Best Watch Out Poems

Santa's reindeer went down with the flu 
He panicked thinking what can I do
So he used all his charm
Borrowed cows from a farm
Not the answer but they'd have to do... 

Folks out walking all watched him fly by 
Saw no reindeer and they wondered why
But...

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My thumbs ran off today.
I knew they were in love
And I suspected they might be compelled to be alone, together.
However….

It makes opening cans rather tough.
Turning the key in the ignition is nigh onto impossible.
I had trouble picking up my fork for my eggs.
But do they...

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Written: November 27, 2023
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Listen carefully, son, and avoid despair.
When you require me, I'm just there. 
And trust me if you've secrets to share. 
Allow your heart to rejoice and dare.

No matter what, I will...

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Eva Brick a rather large Shot Put girl,
Has a mean outlook and an almighty hurl,
Don't get in her way
Cause you won't have a say,
She'll pick you up and give you a twirl....

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Balance between love and limits
The relationship between power and love
No distinction between gender, ethnicity, age or religion
Cooperation between people and countries, gives strength
Let limits fall, allow the love to grow













18.04.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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She seems sweet and innocent,
But watch out,
Tara is a rat in reverse....

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watch out ants
rain is coming
to your doorstep...

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There once was a gal from motor city
who drove a Prius to give her celebrity.
Her guy drove a Ford
and cursed her “Oh, Lord!”
Their divorce was a forgone necessity!

Their children, a boy and a girl, 
took sides and gave each car a whirl.
The girl took the...

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If I and my poems were dissed
by those deemed elite--just dismissed,
I’d be so mature.
Their barbs I’d endure—
unless I should get REALLY p_ _ _ _ _! 

My sarcastic quips might be flying,
fake moxie to keep me from crying!
I’d not stand there gaping.   
“I’ll...

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Mother did not say, "Watch out,"
How could she have known way back then
That I was lured down to the dark
And was slayed in the lion's den?

Father would not say, "Watch out,"
He was just too upset to see
It was his brother, my uncle 
Who did those...

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spider
climbing up
my bedroom wall
insects, watch out! she'll have
you all...

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Our home came from an old apple tree,
the storm came and we had to flee.
We still make honey for brie,
all my wonderful siblings and me.
I am the youngest yellow bee,
my family is filled with glee.
Watch out where you are walking big foot,
you will make our...

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as if she knew kids were not around,
she got up the board, without a sound. 
statuesque, she surfs with ease,
self-taught hun, she aims to please,
her younger self, would've won a crowd. 

14 July 2022
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Lisa YY
99779 syllable count...

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If you go skiing, watch out for the trees.
 This is a warning, take heed if you please.

 Some would tell you this I'm sure,
 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

 Watch out for the trees of life that get in...

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Take this warning I’m saying here;

Zombies from low earth will appear

Severing necks, it's time for fear...

Hidden, they’ll plunder from the rear:

No one can run from moon’s frontier

Keep holy balm, oh please adhere--

Tonight, run! They're already near!



Boo Contest sponsored by Alexis Y
10/22/2017...

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