You'D Better Watch Out

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Santa's reindeer went down with the flu 
He panicked thinking what can I do
So he used all his charm
Borrowed cows from a farm
Not the answer but they'd have to do... 

Folks out walking all watched him fly by 
Saw no reindeer and they wondered why
But they started to cheer
Then all cowered in fear 
As cow pats splattered down from the sky. 





 Written 23rd December 2020.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 5/2/2022 9:39:00 PM
Wow.... this is so funny ! Imagine being splattered by cow's urine or dung from the air onto your neatly ironed dress...... Better watch out ! You could find a fitting image too, Tom
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Date: 5/2/2022 11:57:00 PM
Lol, thank you Valsa, desparate measures were needed when the flu struck. Tom
Date: 1/9/2021 9:29:00 AM
This is so funny from the cows flying instead of the reindeer to the pats that were splattering down from the sky. LOL. Great write my friend. Blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/9/2021 1:28:00 PM
Thank you very much Jennifer, im happy you enjoyed it. Enjoy your weekend. Tom
Date: 1/3/2021 5:58:00 AM
Hahaha. I laughed out loud Tom. Sooo funny! Blessings for the coming year to you and yours, Linda
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:24:00 AM
Thank you very much Linda, Christmas seems so long ago now. I wish you too and your family a very happy and healthy New year. Tom
Date: 12/30/2020 7:06:00 AM
LOL This is what you must expect from flying cows! Hilarious, Tom. I want to wish you happiness and prosperity in 2021 and thank you for your friendship! Love, carolyn
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Date: 12/30/2020 11:34:00 AM
Thank you very much Carolyn. And I wish you the same a happy and healthy New year. Here's to friendship.
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Date: 12/30/2020 7:07:00 AM
I think my young nephew James will love this too! Fave!
Date: 12/29/2020 2:08:00 PM
Good one. I can't imagine what that team could do up in the sky. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara
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Date: 12/29/2020 2:21:00 PM
Thank you very much Sara, im happy you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 12/27/2020 5:07:00 PM
Cow bells ringing and raining cow pats, what a joyful eyeful that must have been for some Tom. The image made me laugh, great limericks ~ Belle
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Date: 12/29/2020 2:21:00 PM
Thank you very much Belle, glad you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 12/27/2020 5:52:00 AM
lol! Thank you for the laugh Tom. You write these so well :)
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Date: 12/27/2020 7:52:00 AM
Thank you Heidi, hope you had a lovely Christmas and best wishes for 2021. Tom
Date: 12/27/2020 5:45:00 AM
Ha ha, frightening for sure, had a good laugh, Tom, wonderful limericks:)
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Date: 12/27/2020 7:51:00 AM
Thank you very much Jo , glad you enjoyed it, hope you had a lovely Christmas. Tom
Date: 12/26/2020 11:58:00 PM
Great limerick , Tom, I can just see those cows moow...ing all across the sky. I enjoyed reading. Happy New Year my friend. Hugs Eve
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Date: 12/27/2020 12:11:00 AM
Thank you very much Eve, glad you enjoyed it, hope you're feeling better now, and hope 2021 is a happy and healthy New year for you. Tom
Date: 12/26/2020 5:55:00 AM
Hilarious as always my dearest friend, Tom. Happy new year, stay healthy and away from...cows! Ho Ho Ho!
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Date: 12/26/2020 6:30:00 AM
Lol, thank you Demetrios, hope you had a lovely Christmas and good health and happiness in 2021. Tom
Date: 12/25/2020 1:44:00 AM
Loved it, Tom. Hope you''ll have a Happy Christmas. ~~
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Date: 12/25/2020 1:56:00 AM
Thank you Victor, hope you too enjoy the day, merry Christmas. Tom
Date: 12/24/2020 6:58:00 PM
Awesome humor, Tom. YOU ROCK.
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Date: 12/25/2020 1:33:00 AM
Thank you Andrea, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 12/24/2020 10:32:00 AM
LOL! Why not milk for a white Christmas, Tom? Merry Christmas, our humorous poetry friend! We never want to do without you!
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Date: 12/24/2020 10:36:00 AM
Lol Kim, never thought of that one. You got me thinking now. Tom
Date: 12/24/2020 5:40:00 AM
Fun read as always, Tom. Masterfully done.
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Date: 12/24/2020 6:04:00 AM
Thank you very much Vijay. Merry Christmas Tom
Date: 12/24/2020 1:47:00 AM
That hit the spot Tom. Gonna get me a steel umbrella. Thanks for the giggle. Terry
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Date: 12/24/2020 1:51:00 AM
Thank you very much Terry, glad you enjoyed it. Hope you have a lovely Christmas Tom
Date: 12/24/2020 1:40:00 AM
ha ha, that's something different to tell the children, will be looking up myself now just in case lol. Emilia : )
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Date: 12/24/2020 1:42:00 AM
Thank you Emilia, make sure you have a brolly, just in case lol. Merry Christmas. Tom
Date: 12/23/2020 10:43:00 PM
Happy Christmas, Tom. Quite inventive this limerick. ~~
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Date: 12/24/2020 12:54:00 AM
Thank you Victor, I hope you too have a lovely Christmas. Tom
Date: 12/23/2020 7:53:00 PM
Merry Christmas Tom … here’s a similar poem I heard years ago: a little birdy way up high, dropped a message from the sky; and as I wiped it from my eye; I thanked the Lord that cows don’t fly - but I prefer yours - thank you Tom - Lindsay
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Date: 12/24/2020 12:54:00 AM
Lol, give me pigeons any time, hope you have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year Lindsay. Tom
Date: 12/23/2020 4:51:00 PM
OMG..you are funny! Tom Pangie xx
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Date: 12/24/2020 12:53:00 AM
Thank you Pangie, happy you enjoyed it Tom
Date: 12/23/2020 3:40:00 PM
This is just adorable. Love it. M E R R Y Christmas, friend
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Date: 12/23/2020 4:02:00 PM
Thank you very much Regina, and a happy Christmas to you too. Tom
Date: 12/23/2020 3:29:00 PM
ha ha ha heavens forbid should this happen ... and even worse if elephants should fly lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 12/23/2020 4:01:00 PM
Thanks Jan, elephants dung would kill you from that height lol. Tom
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