Debbie Guzzi Poet Limerick

Boris Watch Out For Squirrel

There once was a gal from motor city
who drove a Prius to give her celebrity.
Her guy drove a Ford
and cursed her “Oh, Lord!”
Their divorce was a forgone necessity!

Their children, a boy and a girl, 
took sides and gave each car a whirl.
The girl took the Ford
the boy took the Concorde?
Both lost control and hit a squirrel?

Mom and Dad, Madge and Lars said “Good grief!”
You two kids, “Go get jobs, BUY A Leaf!!!
ride a bike, or a tyke
row a boat, take a hike
"Give the keys over please. You’re relieved!”

*The kids names were Boris and Natasha ;)

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Poet Destroyer A December 7, 2012 at 3:27 PM awee...love the limericks... pd

James Foulk May 31, 2011 at 4:49 PM loved this one, poor rocky. this was a very creative limerick, really enjoyed it.

Jancarl Campi May 29, 2011 at 6:06 AM Thanks for your comment on my work. This limerick made me chuckle. I needed that thanks. Take care and don't take any wooded nickles, Jancarl.

Michelle Mac Donald May 28, 2011 at 12:34 PM Not fun for Boris and Natasha, Debbie. Unfortunate squirrel might trigger a lesson? Many safer options given, but none sounds as exciting as driving a car! Best wishes...Mikki

Crystal Wilkins May 28, 2011 at 9:05 AM Haha poor squirrel! keep up the good write!

James Peranteau May 27, 2011 at 3:37 PM Dang...ya drug me in, thinkin that I was fin'nin ta read my favorite cartoon of all times ! *smiles*....great write teach ! Have a wonderful weekendzzzz...much love, james

Jack Horne May 27, 2011 at 10:43 AM LOL, poor squirrel. Great limerick, Debbie : )

Kash Poet May 27, 2011 at 10:26 AM Excellent Limerick....enjoyed...

Nette Onclaud May 27, 2011 at 4:29 AM jeepers.... limerick is your brand name, debbbs! trophy for you!!! yezzzz..:) huggs, nette

Joseph Osita May 27, 2011 at 4:04 AM Hahaha,the limerick is well written! Best wishes Debbie

Carolyn Devonshire May 26, 2011 at 5:27 PM I remember the "Boris and Natasha" from cartoons, Deb, and really enjoyed your limerick. As for your comment, you may not have completed the "deer" poem on time, but you are still a "dear." Love, Carolyn

Carol Sunshine Brown May 26, 2011 at 7:05 AM Thank you for sharing the heart of your poetry with us here at Poetrysoup. I enjoyed reading your fasinating poetry this morning and I look forward to reading more of your poetry Debbie. Love, Carol

Cory Long May 26, 2011 at 5:54 AM this was nicely done, I have enjoyed it today. cory

Andrea Dietrich May 25, 2011 at 8:17 PM haha, way to do fun limericks, my friend!! Love the squirrel in the whole picture!

Dr.Ram Mehta May 25, 2011 at 7:04 PM Interplay of humor and wit with this funny story of madge and Lars, Debbie