What a Man Can Do ,A Woman Cannot Do

Husband and wife are inside their bed room sleeping,The wife is bordered and couldn`t sleep.She woke her husband,so as to iron out some issues.The clock indicates 1.45am. WIFE: I don`t think I can bear this any more HUSBAND:what`s the problem darling? WIFE: The burden of this family is too much for me.It`s almost a year now. HUSBAND:Don`t worry,It`s for a short time,I will soon take over my responsibility WIFE: May be you should have taken that bribe of 2 million. HUSBAND:What?Don`t say it again,sell my conscience and go against my principles and allow the importation of fake drugs.No way!The principles that I maintained jealously before hooking up with you. WIFE: I know,I know;HHTT-Honesty,Humility,Truthfulness and Tolerance. HUSBAND:Yes,my darling;you can still remember. WIFE: But,look at what we`re been through because of losing your job. HUSBAND:Don`t worry,I will get another one soon;...And you call yourself an advocator for women...what a man can do a woman can do better.Isn`t it? WIFE: Yes,I believe in that. HUSBAND:Then,what have you just done?I carried the burden of this family for ten years without complaining,you did it for eleven months and you are complaining. WIFE: I still believe that women are better in understanding and governing than men. HUSBAND:I disagree;There are some things that men can do and women cannot do them. WIFE: I do not concur with that idea HUSBAND:Okay,I will prove it to you experimentally. HUSBAND:Follow me to the toilet,I will get two empty beer bottles; I will urinate in one and you in the other.No drop of urine should be on the toilet floor after urination. WIFE: Oh,No!Darling you`ve won.I agree with you;I can`t do it. You are wise,no woman can do it without pouring.. HUSBAND:You can now see;The head is always the head.let`s go back to bed. Contest:"The Conversation" Poetry