Feline Frustration!

Today, our cat spent some time with the vet for his prognostication. It had been a couple of years or so since Simba's last examination. Simba had no say in the matter due to our paucity of conversation. As I coaxed him into his carrying cage, he howled in desperation! The vet and staff look forward to Simba's visit with little anticipation! He gets rather grumpy at the vets, exhibiting aggressive agitation! Hence, for examinations he must be placed under very heavy sedation; Only then can the veterinarian proceed to practice his vocation! His eyes, ears, nose and throat were fine including his respiration. There was no evidence of fleas or any problems with his urination. The old fella has only 16 of 28 teeth due to a previous operation, But no matter, he eats like an army mule in handling mastication! For his arthritis the vet prescribed a bottle of medication, And for good measure he was given a rabies inoculation. I'm aware that "cat-scans" are used in treating the human population. By Jove! Simba received a true "cat"-scan as a part of his observation! I anticipated receipt of the bill for the tests with some trepidation! To pay for all of this, need I present an arm or leg for amputation? After all, we'd do anything for our old pal, 'tis our obligation. We want to keep him around for nine more lives for our delectation! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)