Best Take A Bath Poems

Time to take a bath
When the flies buzz around you
(and they are wearing masks!)
And the room deodorizer leaves the room
It's time to take a bath
Believe me, it's not too soon!

When the bathwater turns inky
And people say you're stinky
Time to take a bath
 When roaches start...

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I never ever take a bath;
The thought is quite revolting.
If somebody suggested one,
My answer would be jolting.

For soaking in some stagnant water
Seems to me repulsive;
But don’t conclude I’m dirty – 
‘Bout my showers I’m compulsive.

I know that many find a soak
Quite soothing and relaxing.
Why, there...

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