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Because Im the Man

I'm the Man my teeth are yellow try not to bellow My hair is nasty I'm a little sassy i think i'm trapped oops i just crapped I love your mom his name is tom i love your sis his name is chris I like touching my legs and eating scrambled eggs i like taking naps but i hate my grandpa paps i'm going to bed but i want some bread so i hit it with my head I don't need it anyway I'm not going to stay i'm moving to spain I own a great dane I'm going to go take a bath because I got dirty in math I'm sorry i just got bored and i hit my arm with a cord I'm just gonna throw myself in the trash can Because i'm the man I can't afford water because its free so i drink glasses of tea I've started to enjoy checking out dolphins So i killed one and stuffed it in a coffin Because i'm the Man

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J.W. Earnings

Date: 2/23/2016 2:09:00 AM

Really deep poem. I can relate to this oddly. Thanks for a random comment on my poem??? :D Maybe you can check out the less creepy ones I write.

Trash Boat
Date: 2/23/2016 8:37:00 AM

sorry i just got bored and decided to right something random to a random person and your the one i happened to click lol. You should try out my other ones. this ones kinda messed up lol

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 2/6/2016 4:44:00 AM

Hi Trash. Congrats for having your piece featured in the poetrysoup homepage!!! ;-)

Trash Boat
Date: 2/8/2016 8:19:00 AM

Thanks!!!! I prefer to be called boat lol!

Trash Boat

Date: 2/5/2016 9:19:00 AM

Yeah try giving us crap again The Seeker!

Skat A

Date: 2/1/2016 6:05:00 PM

Trash Boat, :) Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soups, Home Page. ~SKAT LOVE~

Trash Boat
Date: 2/5/2016 7:58:00 AM

ya thats where i got the name lol. thanks!!

Skat A
Date: 2/1/2016 6:06:00 PM

How about the Regular Show

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 11/21/2015 10:32:00 PM

Hi Trash Boat, this is such an excellent first posting that I enjoyed reading! I look forward to reading more of your work! Welcome to PoetrySoup and best wishes as you continue to churn out wonderful poetic pieces! Warmest regards and a score of 7! Pandita

Trash Boat
Date: 1/22/2016 9:26:00 AM

Thanks! i wrote some new ones today. you should check them out and tell me what ya think

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/18/2015 9:51:00 PM

Hi Trash Boat, WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy Poetry Soup:) Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@

Trash Boat
Date: 11/19/2015 10:07:00 AM

thanks. im not a big poet but i like writing funny ones sometimes. i just wrote a new one called little johnny.

Skat A

Date: 11/18/2015 10:22:00 AM

Great poem Trash Boat, <-- heard this before on Cartoon network. :) Enjoyed, Welcome to Poetry Soup. It will be a delight to read and become familiar with your poems in the future. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT

Trash Boat
Date: 11/19/2015 10:07:00 AM

thanks lol. i Just wrote a new one called little johnny