Trash Boat Poet Free verse

Because Im the Man

I'm the Man
my teeth are yellow
try not to bellow
My hair is nasty
I'm a little sassy
i think i'm trapped 
oops i just crapped
I love your mom
his name is tom
i love your sis
his name is chris
I like touching my legs
and eating scrambled eggs
i like taking naps
but i hate my grandpa paps
i'm going to bed 
but i want some bread 
so i hit it with my head
I don't need it anyway
I'm not going to stay
i'm moving to spain
I own a great dane
I'm going to go take a bath
because I got dirty in math
I'm sorry i just got bored
and i hit my arm with a cord
I'm just gonna throw myself in the trash can
Because i'm the man
I can't afford water because its free
so i drink glasses of tea
I've started to enjoy checking out dolphins
So i killed one and stuffed it in a coffin
Because i'm the Man

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David William Breidenthal February 23, 2016 at 2:09 AM Really deep poem. I can relate to this oddly. Thanks for a random comment on my poem??? :D Maybe you can check out the less creepy ones I write. Trash Boat February 23, 2016 at 8:37 AM sorry i just got bored and decided to right something random to a random person and your the one i happened to click lol. You should try out my other ones. this ones kinda messed up lol

Teddy Kimathi February 6, 2016 at 4:44 AM Hi Trash. Congrats for having your piece featured in the poetrysoup homepage!!! ;-) Trash Boat February 8, 2016 at 8:19 AM Thanks!!!! I prefer to be called boat lol!

Trash Boat February 5, 2016 at 9:19 AM Yeah try giving us crap again The Seeker!

Skat A February 1, 2016 at 6:05 PM Trash Boat, :) Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soups, Home Page. ~SKAT LOVE~ Trash Boat February 5, 2016 at 7:58 AM ya thats where i got the name lol. thanks!! Skat A February 1, 2016 at 6:06 PM How about the Regular Show

Pandita Sietesantos November 21, 2015 at 10:32 PM Hi Trash Boat, this is such an excellent first posting that I enjoyed reading! I look forward to reading more of your work! Welcome to PoetrySoup and best wishes as you continue to churn out wonderful poetic pieces! Warmest regards and a score of 7! Pandita Trash Boat January 22, 2016 at 9:26 AM Thanks! i wrote some new ones today. you should check them out and tell me what ya think

Poet Destroyer A November 18, 2015 at 9:51 PM Hi Trash Boat, WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy Poetry Soup:) Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@ Trash Boat November 19, 2015 at 10:07 AM thanks. im not a big poet but i like writing funny ones sometimes. i just wrote a new one called little johnny.

Skat A November 18, 2015 at 10:22 AM Great poem Trash Boat, <-- heard this before on Cartoon network. :) Enjoyed, Welcome to Poetry Soup. It will be a delight to read and become familiar with your poems in the future. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT Trash Boat November 19, 2015 at 10:07 AM thanks lol. i Just wrote a new one called little johnny