Best Surgery Poems

I'll never forget the date, the nineteenth of November
It's etched firmly in my mind, and I'll always remember
It was the day that I had my spinal decompression surgery 
And hopefully it would put an end to over a year of misery. 

I was struggling to...

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When my body begins to burgeon, 
I go to see my plastic surgeon. 
His magic tucks and nips 
will make me smaller hips;
but he just smiles and says, “Stop splurgin'.”...

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the
real shape
of your heart
will be revealed
not on your best day
but on the worst of them;
when your reaction
to misfortune
is witnessed
by your
foes....

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If we love today
and do the same tomorrow,
hearts are filled with joy
not with pain or with sorrow....

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Urgent Surgery, A C-Section in three seconds
Look lady! 
I'm trying to save you and the baby
Nurse Fox prepare the Incision sit
Nurse D please hand me a scalple
To save the Mother
Science says its impossible
And I'll be lucky
To make it out the room alive
Whoosh! They rush past...

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She was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie 
Folks were in awe of her natural beauty

She wanted to be a great Hollywood star
But she’s taken the surgery much too far

Her teeth have been fixed for a dazzling smile
They are unnaturally white now they stand...

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My Love was buried for several decades
My reopened Soul, reopened My Heart
HER Beautiful Forest Eyes, soothing Eyes
Barbara Jean, YOU have found, my Lost Heart 

My Dreams are YOU , My love is YOURS
FOREVER and ALWAYS my Heart beats for YOU
YOU are the fire that dwells...

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I was so 'afraid of it happening',
because of what my life was turning into.
I was getting ready on going to 'F.S.U.', to try and 
become a 'Meteorologist/Astronomer/Computer Science Engineer.

I was so 'afraid of it happening'.
Now I have a hard time remembering things that I just...

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Appointment to have organ removed by robot-assisted surgeon.
Air-conditioned, no mosquitoes in the OR. When you arrive
You'll remove all your clothes. Naked before the ladies, nurses
Who have seen it all before. Mainly remember you're not unique.
Think about the government while they're mixing up the medicine.
There's always...

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An important man suffers a serious head injury.
It’s a cerebral blood clot requiring surgery.
However, it cannot be performed the usual way.
Here is an ultra modern method available this day:
This is a scientific advance quite difficult to realize.
They shrink a submarine and its crew to microscopic...

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Was tired of my wrinkles
and crinkles around my eyes,
the ones around my mouth
and my forehead on my face,
and couldn't afford the real thing
so thought I'd use 
some clear duct tape,
applying it around my
mouth, forehead and eyes,
that way my skin will
look newer and smoother than 
a...

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I wasn’t fearful
You Lord surrounded me with love
calmed my anxious thoughts 
surgery was a success
that is how awesome, You are


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I know most people want them far away,
No finger laid upon their precious skin.
They squirm and wiggle fearful and afraid,
A needle makes them pallid and they faint

For me this is no problem, for I like
Improvement doctors can provide  for me:
In silence I keep all...

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Perry's Disinclination for Mushrooms

A mushroom is not something new
Inside some pasta or a stew. 
But, when it comes to feeding Perry,
A mushroom is extraordinary!

John's Surgery

An eyeball must be a perfect sphere.
If an imperfection should appear,
A handy doctor, not ham-handed,
Will use his head and have it...

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Bob had a special talent
That only worked in his men’s store.
He had ‘clothing ESP’.
He knew what his customers wanted…and more.

When customer would come into his store
Bob would invariably say, 
“Hello. I'm Bob. Don’t say a word.
I already know what you need today.”

And he was always...

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