Surgery

Such an invasion will not go unavenged- I will render my prostate prostrate Lest my humor become unhinged It so betrays my desire to micturate, yea even to conjugate. And I will radiate radiation When approached I will shout Unclean! Unclean! I will need some serious anesthesiation Just to maintain my unvented spleen. I always think I am so hansom I quite assume my royal entitlement But a colony of cutthroats now inhabit my rectum. And I must engage in violent embattlement. To the walls! To the walls! my spermatazoan comrades And destroy these interlopers awful. Let them not breach our ballustrades For Nature herself has proclaimed them unlawful.

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Skat A

Date: 5/19/2013 10:53:00 PM

I love nature when she sticks it on the walls. Hope the surgery was short

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/30/2013 9:33:00 AM

wow, should i laugh at this... why will you avenged- the prostrate.. I think you should take it like a man, and make sure all will be good. Gary, a good ending, if nature really intends it in that perspective. xox~ Linda

Gary Thomas
Date: 4/30/2013 9:37:00 AM

The organ involved is prostate rather than prostrate. I have some cancer cells in my prostate and had radioactive 'seeds' installed to kill them. Thanks

Therese Bacha

Date: 4/27/2013 11:05:00 AM

Hi Gary, i hope you will be fine, hope everything will come out positive. Take care, Terry xo

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/25/2013 6:22:00 PM

hahaha. you are funny!! I bet you do this kind of stuff all the time. (the writing I mean, not the surgery)

Pace Ink-U-Script

Date: 4/19/2013 12:43:00 PM

hmm. this is an interesting write. Thanks for grading my work. I'd like for you to grade "Revitalized Love in the Fall of Winter"

Pace Ink-U-Script
Date: 4/19/2013 12:45:00 PM

Phantasmagoria and the Heedless Plant..only if you don't mind.