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Plastic Surgery

When my body begins to burgeon, I go to see my plastic surgeon. His magic tucks and nips will make me smaller hips; but he just smiles and says, “Stop splurgin'.”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 1/4/2012 12:58:00 PM
Congratulations on making it through the 1st round of PoetrySoup International Contest. Wishing you the best in the finals John Smith. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/28/2011 6:09:00 PM
AHA, you got thru to round two with your own profession's poetry!! Congrats to you for making it into last round. I hope you win something. Competition is fierce!!!
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Date: 11/20/2011 1:54:00 PM
John, a tasty terse write indeed, without the calories. ;-)
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Date: 11/16/2011 3:10:00 PM
Fine advice for all fat cities. Got a kick. Congrats on the selection. daver
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Date: 11/16/2011 6:53:00 AM
Congratulations on being featured this week John S. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/16/2011 3:01:00 AM
Congratulations on your poem being featured this week, John
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Date: 11/15/2011 8:20:00 PM
Congrats John on featured poem this week on PS.. a wonderful write to share with us with luv..
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Date: 11/4/2011 9:40:00 PM
I just was rereading older poems trying to find one I'd not seen already(I failed) and saw in one note you had written under MY comment to go see your plastic surgery poem, but I came here and I see I already had seen that one before too! It IS a good limerick.,I'm about ready to call it a night. Saw a movie on gays called Weekend, in Salt lake today. It was touted as a film about two strangers who reveal alot to each other right away. They don't know MY life and how I do that all the time.haha
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Date: 8/20/2011 11:45:00 AM
GOOD ONE here too, JOhn. Did I thank you for all your comments the other day? If not, THANKS!! I am afraid to comment very much to you bec ause soon I will have nothing more to comment to. Did you know that recently they made a change here? all our old poems (I had 600) were reduced to just our last 200. I am very bothered by this. I had many poet friends whose old poetry I used to go see when I ran out of new stuff of their to look at. Now I feel lost. If I run out of poems to see, I have nothing new to comment on. Good grief. What trick will they pull next??
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John Smith
Date: 8/20/2011 12:50:00 PM
I love your poems and look for your comments. If you've too much for a note, Soup Mail me; please. I've already learned from you.
Date: 7/19/2011 5:00:00 PM
mine too.... you are funny my friend!!
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Date: 7/19/2011 10:00:00 AM
Good one..Enjoyed..Right now the plastic surgeon would be set for life with me if insurance paid for such treatments..Sara
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Date: 7/15/2011 6:29:00 PM
Very humorous and witty write with this fine Limerick, John
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Date: 7/15/2011 11:22:00 AM
can't believe he turned down a dollar....hehe
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