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Plastic Surgery

When my body begins to burgeon, 
I go to see my plastic surgeon. 
His magic tucks and nips 
will make me smaller hips;
but he just smiles and says, “Stop splurgin'.”

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Carol Sunshine Brown

January 4, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Congratulations on making it through the 1st round of PoetrySoup International Contest. Wishing you the best in the finals John Smith. Love, Carol

Andrea Dietrich

December 28, 2011 at 6:09 PM

AHA, you got thru to round two with your own profession's poetry!! Congrats to you for making it into last round. I hope you win something. Competition is fierce!!!

Goode Guy

November 20, 2011 at 1:54 PM

John, a tasty terse write indeed, without the calories. ;-)

Daver Austin

November 16, 2011 at 3:10 PM

Fine advice for all fat cities. Got a kick. Congrats on the selection. daver

Carol Sunshine Brown

November 16, 2011 at 6:53 AM

Congratulations on being featured this week John S. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

November 16, 2011 at 3:01 AM

Congratulations on your poem being featured this week, John

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

November 15, 2011 at 8:20 PM

Congrats John on featured poem this week on PS.. a wonderful write to share with us with luv..

Andrea Dietrich

November 4, 2011 at 9:40 PM

I just was rereading older poems trying to find one I'd not seen already(I failed) and saw in one note you had written under MY comment to go see your plastic surgery poem, but I came here and I see I already had seen that one before too! It IS a good limerick.,I'm about ready to call it a night. Saw a movie on gays called Weekend, in Salt lake today. It was touted as a film about two strangers who reveal alot to each other right away. They don't know MY life and how I do that all the time.haha

Andrea Dietrich

August 20, 2011 at 11:45 AM

GOOD ONE here too, JOhn. Did I thank you for all your comments the other day? If not, THANKS!! I am afraid to comment very much to you bec ause soon I will have nothing more to comment to. Did you know that recently they made a change here? all our old poems (I had 600) were reduced to just our last 200. I am very bothered by this. I had many poet friends whose old poetry I used to go see when I ran out of new stuff of their to look at. Now I feel lost. If I run out of poems to see, I have nothing new to comment on. Good grief. What trick will they pull next??

John Smith

August 20, 2011 at 12:50 PM

I love your poems and look for your comments. If you've too much for a note, Soup Mail me; please. I've already learned from you.