Best Skeptic Poems
The SkepticSo, what’s up with Noah?
He’s building an ark,
From early each morning,
‘Till long after dark.
He’s preaching that there
Will be judgment someday,
And so he just works,
While the rest of us play.
It’s really quite foolish,
This nonsense that God
Will destroy the whole world;
His mind’s in a fog.
For nothing has...
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Categories:
skeptic, bible, boat, judgement,
Form:
Rhyme
The Skeptic Asks For ProofThe skeptic says, prove it and I'll believe,
prove God is real and I'll believe--but,
I answer, how can I prove the reality
of a Being that is beyond the lines of
space and time, life and death: eternal....
How can I even grasp the idea of God,
when I can...
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Categories:
skeptic, analogy, angst, appreciation, atheist,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
skeptic, life, people, satire, slam,
Form:
Lanterne
The SkepticThis sorrow is hollow in truth I am borrowed
Dont ever recall me with witness I'll follow
With constance I'll call out, the heavens in echoes
Oh save me I'm falling the broken shall honour
Their master dont bother redeem us they call out
It's painful to speak when this...
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Categories:
skeptic, conflict, deep, depression, fear,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
The SkepticReligion is a separator,
not a lifesaver.
Man made it in his mind.
Take a lesson in history,
maybe you’ll see.
I do not believe
that God is right for me.
Neither the Devil nor Jesus,
do I believe to exist.
Go spread the word of your deity
and end up at the...
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Categories:
skeptic, betrayal, bible, corruption, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
The SkepticI do believe the world is flat,
I'm confident it's so.
Many adhere to the thought of a sphere,
ridiculous! I say no!
-For if this was an Earth with curves,
a ball, rounded and circular,
we'd fall off that globe,
but it's flat, so we don't,
of this, I'm certain, for sure!
I...
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Categories:
skeptic, faith, history, philosophy, science,
Form:
Burlesque
Moon Landing SkepticI'm no rocket scientist
but found out today,
its been 47 years ago
the 3 amigos went away,
supposedly landing in
their lunar module
aka Apollo 11,
getting close as they could
almost touching Heaven,
after all their fanfare
and all their boasts,
there is a lot of
evidence they couldn't
have or they would've
been toast,
so I guess...
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Categories:
skeptic, betrayal, moon,
Form:
Light Verse
The Skeptic Part 2Perpertual this story the breakdown of Sally
The year it was only the start of a winter
The irony offers a semblance of virtue
Oh creatures of man why do they always hurt you
The thickness of skin can be broken by whispers
The scars that they set are the...
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Categories:
skeptic, absence, abuse, addiction, allusion,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
The Doubter, the Skeptic, the BelieverThe doubter finds a way of not believing
Convinced they've seen the worst in man
For how can there be, one higher than me
When we've seen the world's pain and misery
They tend to focus on the sadness and the narrow
Hate to live life by anothers rule
You can't...
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Categories:
skeptic, deep, forgiveness, judgement, religious,
Form:
Lyric
To the SkepticSo you don't like my poetry?
You think it's for the birds?
Well that's ok 'cause I don't like birds
on my car they leave their turds....
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Categories:
skeptic, animals, parody, uplifting
Form:
Chastushka
Long In the Tooth SkepticLong In The Tooth Skeptic,...
Nonetheless Rooted With Gumption
Implicit virtue of humankind
figuratively locked horns with vice,
yet time and again this mortal celibate,
(not by choice) sexagenarian thrice
older father of deux priceless young
women chock full, sans esprit de corps
exude radiant ump pa vital to add spice
to an otherwise...
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Categories:
skeptic, art, celebration, daughter, growing
Form:
Free verse
Captain Skeptic Kill Joy At Your Service If You WillShow me a miracle
Or
Magic trick
And all i can think is how was it done
That is the level of sceptic i have become
With every believer comes a sceptic
Enter front and left Captain Sceptic
Sporting miracle,
Betting scandal
Predict the future,
Calculate the odds algorithm
Magic trick,
Smoke and mirrors slight of hand
If...
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Categories:
skeptic, slam,
Form:
Free verse
While Skeptic Attempts To Comprehend the Legacy of Jonathan EdwardsAlternately titled: Get out of my head mister chatterbox!
While inside me noggin legions
of monstrous demons abhor
protest being force fed
arcane and obscure
assaying into religious dogma
hence mind chatter goes full bore
thus crafting poem quite a difficult chore,
one lightweight bag of bones
basketcase weave gotta deplore,
nevertheless mine tincup rattled
courtesy...
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Categories:
skeptic, 12th grade, america, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
NonbelieverNonbeliever
by Michael R. Burch writing as Kim Cherub
She smiled a thin-lipped smile
(What do men know of love?)
then rolled her eyes toward heaven
(Or that Chauvinist above?)....
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Categories:
skeptic, atheist, christian, gender, god,
Form:
Verse
Crack Open Your MindNo other planets are
Inhabited, you say;
What proof, have you of this?
You could ask me the same;
It’s egotistical.
Do you really believe?
Have you been to each
And every planet?
How did you get there?
Perhaps a rocket?
Or your own shuttle?
Pompous ego!
The fool assumes
All without proof
But open minds,
Say maybe…
Possible…
Yes perhaps…
Open
Your...
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Categories:
skeptic, life, places, planet, space,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse