Moon Landing Skeptic

I'm no rocket scientist but found out today, its been 47 years ago the 3 amigos went away, supposedly landing in their lunar module aka Apollo 11, getting close as they could almost touching Heaven, after all their fanfare and all their boasts, there is a lot of evidence they couldn't have or they would've been toast, so I guess you could call this poem a skeptical roast, if they'd flown 1,000 miles up through the Van Allen Radiation Belts they wouldn't have survived all that radiation and heat, so I for one am skeptical about this 1969 moon landing feat, frankly feeling that the only man in the moon I've ever seen, is from the Honeymooners, the actor, a Mr. Jackie Gleason. It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled~Mark Twain