Captain Skeptic Kill Joy At Your Service If You Will

Show me a miracle Or Magic trick And all i can think is how was it done That is the level of sceptic i have become With every believer comes a sceptic Enter front and left Captain Sceptic Sporting miracle, Betting scandal Predict the future, Calculate the odds algorithm Magic trick, Smoke and mirrors slight of hand If it's to good to be true it generally is And there is no such thing in life that's free That doesn't come with strings attached The greatest piece of single advice a burns survivor ever imparts is Read the small print fastidiously before signing Otherwise you are going to need the services of a very good lawyer