James Fraser Poet Limerick

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My Wife Went Shopping Yesterday

My wife went shopping yesterday
Posted missing what do the police say
Her weight color and eyes
Please tell me he cries
I need to know for the missing's display

Hey dude can you help me a little more
I know the more you tell hurts you sore
Was she slim was she fat
As a matter of fact
For this loss I'm feeling you adore

What kind of car was she in when she went
Did you own or was it a rent
C'mon, don't be a schmuck 
She stole my lovely truck
Charge her for this felony dissent

Hey dude, we apologise for this run of luck
Describe her, for your so out of luck

"Brand new Stealth Black 2015 Ford F150 Raptor
4x4 with eco-boost 5.4L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission. Black ARC
bullbar with winch and LED driving lights.
Rock sliders and snorkel. It has custom matching
black canopy over the truck bed.
Hayman Reece towing package. I added a 4"
lift kit with stealth black special alloy wheels and 3.5"
off-road Mickey Thompsons. Custom leather seats
and RM Williams floor mats. DVD with HEMA 
navigation system, 21 channel CB Radio,
six cup holders and four power outlets.
She even scratched the door, as he fills up,,,,

Don't worry buddy, we'll soon find your truck



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Another request to Limerick another Joke.
A little different from the norm, but who gives a truck ;-)

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Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser April 26, 2015 at 10:49 PM Huge James, chuckles chuckles!!!! teach me more how to do limericks!!! dare: write me a limerick... :O :D! ((hugs)) ~olive eloisa James Fraser May 24, 2015 at 2:55 PM Hey little one, I'd be delighted to teach you anything you desire ;-) warm hugs Oliz always from my heart to yours, James xxxx

Jan Allison April 25, 2015 at 2:03 PM simply hilarious James:-) Hugs jan xxx 7 xxx Jan Allison April 26, 2015 at 3:32 PM hope you have a go at my limerick contest:-) hugs Jan xx James Fraser April 26, 2015 at 3:30 PM Thank you Jan, I was chuckling whilst writing it, hugs, James xxx

Carolyn Devonshire April 25, 2015 at 1:57 PM Hilarious, James! What if you didn't know her height or weight or even her eye color? Some guys are like that. Your new car sounds well-equipped. I hope it didn't really get scratched. Ouch! That hurts on a new car. Been missing my buddy Paul. Hope you are well! Love, Carolyn James Fraser April 26, 2015 at 3:29 PM Over the last few months I've been challenged to write Limericks to jokes I've been sent. It's good fun, and I can manage some, but not them all. I'm doing fine Carolyn, working and living quiet. Happy Sunday to you, James :) :)