Redneck Housefire

The redneck was drunk as a skunk Couple of dozen beers he had drunk Staggered round the corner into his street He noticed the flames and searing heat Was burning fast and the flames got higher Just then he realized it was his house on fire Alarmed now, didn't want to loose his home He ran back round the corner to the pay phone Grabbed the phone and quickly dialed triple O "Give me the fire brigade" he said "don't be slow" "My house is on fire, can you please come put it out" "Yes" said the fireman, there will be no mucking about" "We will be on our way soon, so please be aware" "Could you tell us please sir, how do we get there?" "Hey? replied the redneck." what a dumb schmuck?" "Why don't you just drive here in the red fire truck?"