Captcha Character Preview Slurs

-------*To be read in true Italian Mafia voice....--------

I wanna meet the wise guy.
You know, the pai·san gettin' cute with the Soup!

Cuz' the CAPTCHA preview characters keep throwin' me insults
like GOOF,
DOOF,
and POOP!

At foiwst', no offense was really taken...
'till the vulgarities became evident to me;
and this schmuck starts slappin' insults at me
like: PMSR,
 VAGP, 
and U 8  ET
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*(all characters are based upon actual characters given to me on the soup)

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Joe Maverick

Date: 11/13/2011 2:08:00 PM

Enjoyed the voice over here J S L,

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer

Date: 11/7/2011 6:09:00 PM

I love that you 'set' this in the mafia voice-LOL! And don't you be messin' with ET now :)

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 11/6/2011 10:32:00 AM

haha pretty funny, JS :) Yes, sometimes I have a sneaking suspicion that these captchas have a mind of their own-- they're pretty fascinating sometimes, but yeek haha they sure can be generous with the insults! & thank you for your inspiring comments in my poem :) I will definitely try to glow-- and you keep glowing as well, friend :D

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/3/2011 8:27:00 AM

Interesting one that you have received..I have seen some that I would not repeat a time or two..It is easier to type them in if one can relate part of them to a word..Thanks for stopping by, readind, and enjoying my chili..Sara

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/2/2011 9:56:00 PM

and yet JS I feel as if I know some of these..haha.. being raised up in Mafia Land all my life.. my first cousin Joey is always on the news ..haha.. true..luv.. nice spoof on the lingo luv..