Best Revenge Poems
Orca's RevengeA fishing boat left the port of Kinsale
The rain was lashing and blowing a gale
Fishing grounds were in sight
Then they had a great fright
Along side swam a giant killer whale.
A fish pong round the boat was so smelly
"Hold your noses "cried out Captain...
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Categories:
revenge, fishing, humor, sea,
Form:
Limerick
Twins RevengeA. W. Nutter
Fog from my breath in the way
Temporarily impeding my vision
A small lamp, illuminates my prey
Unaware, of his impending execution
Rons wife, conveniently out of town
Visiting a sick relative, her perfect alibi
She must really despise this clown
I wonder if she kissed the fool goodbye
Staying in...
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Categories:
revenge, imaginationhusband, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
revenge, murder,
Form:
Footle
Kitten's Revenge
Oh dear, no! To that bath place I go!
In that sink to be drenched head to toe!
Into devil, I turn
In my hell, you will burn-
This mad kitten's revenge you will know!
February 19, 2016
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Categories:
revenge, cat, water,
Form:
Limerick
An Oyster's RevengeThe Sun was acting rather strange
With the Moon and Stars concerned.
As it was not content to share the sky...
And not prepared to wait its turn.
So the sea was simmering and boiling hot
Without the night's return.
But the Moon and Stars were patient
And before long they had...
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Categories:
revenge, funny, humor, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Rosaline's RevengeOh Juliet! A memory of a love long lost in vain…
thy bridal song, a dirge of darkened madrigal becomes.
Yet thought of you, for me, brings more to mind of hate than pain
and all because you stole away the one who was my Love.
Whilst all...
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Categories:
revenge, sad love,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
Rapunzel's RevengeThe ugly witch kept her in a tower
And made her work hour after hour,
Until her loved prince set her free
When he said, “Rapunzel, marry me.”
The old witch had a raving fit
And truly carried on a bit.
She said “I’ll fix that mangy prince,
By brewing my magic...
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Categories:
revenge, funny
Form:
Couplet
The Revenge of the CatThe three imps decided to explore
And obtain a few treats as before.
Behind them, a cat mewed for her treat
But they refused in their own conceit.
The feline vowed she'd have her revenge,
They weren't afraid of any challenge
The cat saw them enter unafraid
As night darkness fell all...
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Categories:
revenge, cat, halloween, scary,
Form:
Verse
Revenge Is Not Always SweetPeople in my school have names for someone like me.
Freak, crazy, weirdo, a spawn by the devil's decree.
I took note of every malicious word they ever spoke,
...
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Categories:
revenge, dark, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Hypnotic Poisons Christmas RevengeShe well knew his place of abode,
And swirled inside, a vengeful tornado,
A celestial radiance had encompassed their love,
And then he disappeared on Christmas Eve,
Without a word!
Her heart had turned to stone, her eyes
Flashed around for something to write with,
Nothing, so cut her finger deeply
Her blood...
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Categories:
revenge, christmas,
Form:
Free verse
The Turkey's RevengeThe Turkey’s Revenge
The lights went out…..slowly
…….at first
then
…….they dropped like flies
…………in a sudden frost.
Immobilized
…..succumbing
……to the inexorable end.
Slowing movements
…..lowered respiration rates
…Soft sighs of satiation
Building….in a muted rumble
….rising to a roaring
…..Snore….
Parades went by
…….games were played
….taunting texts...
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Categories:
revenge, recovery from, thanksgiving,
Form:
Free verse
Griselda's RevengeWe had a garden gnome named Griselda
the bane of our small bungalow
she was nasty and mean, at times quite obscene
the worst that you ever could know!
Her garden mate, Gregor, had feared her
but one day he mustered the nerve
with all of our backing, to send the...
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Categories:
revenge, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Billy's RevengeBilly Smith was poor and it did show
His rich relatives didn't want to know
They had their cars and barbecues
And howled at Billy’s worn out shoes.
Billy went for a walk and on the ground
Saw a shiny thing, a brand new pound
Bought a lotto ticket he had...
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Categories:
revenge, humor, jealousy, poverty,
Form:
Rhyme
Gnarled ShadowsThrough shadowed trails beneath the moon’s cold stare.
Its Amber gaze: a burden hard to bear.
This feathered prize found peace in my gut
No slumber dreamt; no answer could I get.
Eurasian owl with orbs of liquid flame
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Categories:
revenge, conflict, dark, emotions, gothic,
Form:
Narrative
Gaza Vs Gaza From the AirOne has vision
the masses see
the other in his armchair no phd
he could use some glasses
no one cares about the ostrich
head in desert sands
attacks is
really
the repetition
of history
attacks is
really
the depletion
of humanity
attacks is
really
crimes
despicable crimes
attacks is
really
torrents of evil
pretending to shine
attacks is
really
The end
of time...
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Categories:
revenge, evil, war, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse