Billy's Revenge

Billy Smith was poor and it did show
His rich relatives didn't want to know
They had their cars and barbecues
And howled at Billy’s worn out shoes.

Billy went for a walk and on the ground
Saw a shiny thing, a brand new pound
Bought a lotto ticket he had nothing to lose
But should have bought glue to fix them shoes.

That night he was sitting, watching T.V.
And up came the results for the lottery
He looked at his ticket, in total surprise
He had six numbers; couldn't believe his eyes.

Some twenty years later Billy passed away
His relatives had looked forward to this day 
For the funeral some had travelled miles
Wearing Sunday best and big false smiles.

He was a lovely man they’d all say
But a big surprise was coming their way
They couldn't care less about poor Bill
Only interested in what was in his will.

Three weeks later Billy’s will was read
And in it this is what the statement said
There is not one relative here today
That is going to gain in any way.

I was down on my luck you shut your door
You didn't want to know me anymore
You heard of my win, you circled around
My money I've given to the dog pound.

And here is something else that is in hand
By your houses I've purchased all the land
A sewage farm will be built that you'll see
When you open your windows, remember me.


Written 28th February 2018.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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George Avatar
September 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
So, Billy has rightly sought his sweet revenge on all those who ignored him and didn't pay attention to him when he was in misery, but surrounded him when prosperity and money came round him. Karma gets its reward ! Enjoyed this fascinating story, dear Tom.
Cunningham Avatar
September 7, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Thank you very much Valsa, you see that happen a lot, someone who comes into money soon has lots of so called friends, you're right though, karma catches up with them. Tom
Mcguire Avatar
June 4, 2019 at 3:06 PM
Funny! Great win
Cunningham Avatar
June 4, 2019 at 3:13 PM
Thanks Timothy, glad you liked it. Tom
Lane Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 5:19 AM
Well, it's for sure those stinkers of his relatives will think of him more after his death than they did when he was alive. . . and it serves them all right! Thanks for suggesting I read this one, Tom. Well written.
Cunningham Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 6:01 AM
Thank you lin, I thought you'd like that one, relatives, who needs them.lol. Tom
Brown  Avatar
March 4, 2018 at 9:27 PM
Haha loved this!! Good for Billy! Karma gets you in the end!!:-)
Cunningham Avatar
March 5, 2018 at 2:11 AM
It sure does Lisa, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Allison Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 3:47 PM
Ha ha ha karma sure came around Tom, really enjoyed the wit here... when I worked in Insurace I had 'where there's a will there's a relative' taped in my drawer lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
March 4, 2018 at 3:52 AM
Thanks Jan, love your line, I'll remember that, It's great that we get to choose our friends shame we can't choose our relatives'.(hope they see this ) lol
Rodrigues Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 7:18 AM
LOL! How true the kin circles with something to be gained!
Cunningham Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 7:30 AM
Haha, we've all had experience or know of someone who has encountered the vulture relatives,
Gauthier Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 11:49 PM
LOVE it !! There is nothing that gets to me more that ugly disgusting greed. A sore point with me. So I find your poem particularly witty and wonderful. Bravo, Tom. And it's going up on my wall of FAVES.
Cunningham Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 1:26 AM
Thank you Line, those sort of people I do not have time for either so plastic and false. Tom
Andresen Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 12:37 PM
- It's really very difficult to answer what one deserves or not ... but as the saying goes; "The revenge is sweet" - A wonderful story, Tom :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Cunningham Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 1:07 PM
Thank you Sunshine, There is a saying two wrongs don't make a right and I suppose that's true too. Tom
Talbot Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 9:51 AM
Great poetry Tom, He who laughs last laughs longest, and may the echo of that last laugh persist!
Cunningham Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 9:58 AM
Thank you Mick, love the comment. Tom
Y. Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 7:31 AM
WoW! Tom, This was a clever and entertaining write.It was a revenge like no other. And it serves his family right they should have treated him better. Great job:-) Alexis
Cunningham Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 7:43 AM
Thanks Alexis, I'm glad you enjoyed it, his revenge is sweet but maybe not for the family lol. Tom.
One Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 7:07 AM
A great revenge, your poem shows justice, but he had won money so he had already had his justice.. however, always great to have last word.. great storytelling in your poem.. it flowed very well..
Cunningham Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 7:19 AM
Thank you S.O. that he did and the dogs at the pound were well happy too. I love it though when the underdog comes out on top, makes a nice change. Tom
Poteet Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 6:38 AM
Hilarious, great read. Always on the side of the underdog.
Cunningham Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 7:16 AM
Thank you Reason , I'm glad you enjoyed it. Tom
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