Best Remover Poems

This thing cuts the hair that’s inside my nose
On a triple-A battery it goes
Just one thing I ask of thee:
You must use it carefully
I took it a bit too far, and it shows!



For Carolyn Devonshire's contest...

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Here comes the Boomer remover,
A geriatric hoover,
come to sweep up your complacency
And puncture your dismissivenes
so don't dissolve into hissy fits,
Or lectures on snowflake millennials,
Your snide and tested perennials,
'End the lockdown now,
Long live the new normal' is your siren cry,
but another, better world is coming,
It's no...

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To remove blackheads
Colgate, flour, baking soda
Lemon juice, mix, use....

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