Stupid Hedgehog

We have a hedgehog in the garden Whose feels that spring is in the air Making one hell of a noise Hoping a mate will care Think he is getting frustrated Cos no answer call he hears Round and round he shuffles Hope he doesn’t spear His manhood on those spikes of his That would be a sin Especially as he’s in love with my boot remover That looks like him He has been making advances Well in fact I’ts more than that Don’t think it’s scratched his itches though Cos now he is looking at the cat. Hope this ditty makes you smile Cos a smile is better than a pill But a down right belly laugh Is the best medicine of all