I Get the Feeling

When you pack my luggage but won't pack my lunch When you lock me out I get a hunch When you put thumb tacks on the bathroom floor I get the feeling you don't love me no more I found hair remover in my can of Rogaine The nail in my car seat caused me so much pain When you microwave my favorite CD I get the feeling you don't care for me When you toss a salad but it's at my head When you squeeze my neck until my face turns red Then keep on squeezing until the red turns blue I get the feeling that you think we're through When you let the dog shred my brand new shoes When you put a laxative in my jar of booze When you say your nightmare began the day we met I get the feeling that you are upset When you cut off the arms on my overcoat And try to put a rope around my throat Then mix Ben Gay with my jock itch cream I get the feeling you like to see me scream When you lean an axe against the bedroom wall And start putting needles in a voodoo doll Then pull a knife and say come on let's play I get the feeling I should go away