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I Get the Feeling

When you pack my luggage but won't pack my lunch
When you lock me out I get a hunch
When you put thumb tacks on the bathroom floor
I get the feeling you don't love me no more

I found hair remover in my can of Rogaine
The nail in my car seat caused me so much pain
When you microwave my favorite CD
I get the feeling you don't care for me

When you toss a salad but it's at my head
When you squeeze my neck until my face turns red
Then keep on squeezing until the red turns blue
I get the feeling that you think we're through

When you let the dog shred my brand new shoes
When you put a laxative in my jar of booze
When you say your nightmare began the day we met
I get the feeling that you are upset

When you cut off the arms on my overcoat
And try to put a rope around my throat
Then mix Ben Gay with my jock itch cream
I get the feeling you like to see me scream

When you lean an axe against the bedroom wall
And start putting needles in a voodoo doll
Then pull a knife and say come on let's play
I get the feeling I should go away
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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A   Avatar
April 19, 2013 at 9:50 PM
Vince, Congratulations IN HONOR OF Andrea's favorite POEM contest. *Always & Forever' @->- LINDA -<-@
Gasun Avatar
April 19, 2013 at 9:39 PM
Oh, i remember this! This was one of my favs from you my dear friend Vince! Many congrats! This is indeed great and amazing ! Soo love it & so enjoyed to read it once again. Thank you so much again for sharing and the smiles here! Have a grace-filled day! Love and hugs, Leonora
A  Avatar
April 19, 2013 at 8:39 PM
Vince, a sweet win~*~SKAT
Kovrlija Avatar
December 12, 2012 at 11:11 PM
I really enjoyed reading this poem.
Allen Avatar
July 3, 2012 at 11:07 AM
If a woman is willing to go to that many lengths you must have really done something to Tee her off. Cute and a fun piece. Huggs TLee
Bickerstaffe Avatar
July 1, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Kinda sad, really, but HYSTERICAL!!! So many great lines I can't even pick a favourite...
Onclaud Avatar
April 25, 2012 at 8:16 AM
vince, what a sharp perspective about men being from mars and women from venus... your style is inimitable!... enjoyed the wit here.. thanks for your cheers re my featured poem... keep on fascinating us!..) huggs!
Kapoor Avatar
April 24, 2012 at 9:51 PM
You have made a beautiful analysis of a man’s behavior capturing various acts and reactions in this beautiful poem. Great work on human psychology appears in a very funny and amusing manner. Enjoyed your creative work but if it is based on some reality please take special care and thank you for your good wishes. Love and best wishes always...Ravindra... Vince Suzadail Jr
Dietrich Avatar
April 24, 2012 at 7:40 PM
hahahaha. this is COOL. I'm gonna FAVE it.
Kendrick Avatar
April 23, 2012 at 11:00 AM
I think that you have gotten the message..Don't wait until it is too late..Enjoyed reading ...I got a few chuckles..Some very good rememdies stated to cure a man of his wild ways are in this one..Glad that you told us about them..Sara
Andresen Avatar
April 19, 2012 at 7:04 AM
Thank you....lol.... very well written Vince. :) - Like it !!! - oxox Anne-Lise
Gasun Avatar
April 16, 2012 at 8:40 AM
So amusing and humorous! I got a little stomachache because of laughing. I like it.
The Drunken Poet Avatar
April 15, 2012 at 6:16 PM
Very well written.Also funny lol...
Gecko Avatar
April 15, 2012 at 1:37 AM
this really made me laugh. its so sweet though! another favorite for me!
Mohammed Avatar
April 15, 2012 at 12:51 AM
This is so funny and entertaining!! Really lifts the spirit imagining the innocence of your heart in this write... Thank you... - Diana
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