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And Along Came a Spider

A spider was climbing my walls, The size of it truly appalls, I’m certain it’s a lass, With a kardashian a ss, I couldn’t spy male spider balls! I shouted for my hubby to come, He gasped at that huge spiders bum, But my old Henry hoover, Just couldn’t remover her, I’m screaming Help I want my mum! My p ussy cat eyed up the spider, She wanted this beastie insider her, Huge spider is walking, Cat’s expert at stalking, She corners it by my step strider As Tiddles is superb at pouncing, That spider got a severe trouncing, And now it is dead, What more can be said, The death of spider I’m announcing For Julie thanks for the inspiration. bb xx 09/02/11
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Rodrigues Avatar
September 7, 2021 at 7:46 AM
Soooooo funny! Your imagination monster size,
Skelly Avatar
September 4, 2021 at 8:33 PM
Very funny Jan, Oooo not too fond of spiders. Good one...Delice
Horne Avatar
September 4, 2021 at 8:38 AM
LOL, loved this, my friend
Laurie Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 4:26 PM
Hello Jan ... we have a very large but harmless house spider down here called a Huntsman. If you don't like spiders you will move house. Parking your car under a gum tree can also invite an unwelcome guest. Your poem reminds me of a Huntsman - thank you Jan - Lindsay
James Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 3:21 PM
Thank god for pets. Your poem reminded me one of my past dogs that ate a large spider and all I could hear was the crunching, then I gave him a biscuit to get the taste out of his mouth lol. Enjoyed your poem Jan. Emilia : )
Kaufman Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 1:22 PM
What a good one Jan. I could really visualize it. Thank God for cats being so into entomology. Have a good weekend. Nancy
Leffanta Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 11:39 AM
I could write a book about the tarantulas in Tasmania (my father-in-law would not visit becauses of them and my mother-in-law visited, but sat in a chair every night rather than chance falling a sleep in a bed), but enjoyed your poem, Jan! Aloha! Rico
Gentile Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 11:02 AM
And they say " size doesn't matter" Well it does for spiders!! Excellent and so much fun!!! Happy Friday!
Cunningham Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 12:23 AM
Look at the size of that thing lol, it's their mating season soon and they they say there will be an invasion of the damn things, if they're that big we'll have to move out. Tom PS, great Web of limericks (groan)
Jayasankar Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 10:46 PM
Enjoyed reading your limerick Jan... We saw a big spider in my native place..and I and my son had a tough time chasing it away... Hugs... ~ Ani
Kauffman Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 9:36 PM
Absolutely delightful web of limericks Jan!? What you did with a little eight legged inspiration is hilarious! Hope there is a time when a contest will let this gem spin for a winner! Hugs! Go kitty!
Hankins Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 7:35 PM
Superb limericking, Jan. I was entranced. If I saw a spider that big I wouldn't be close enough to do a body scan.
Edmonds  Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 2:12 PM
A brilliant amusing Limerick story Jan… Belle
Allison Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 2:37 PM
I am not a fan of ////00\\\\ doiders as we call them , but the poem came from a comment by an on line friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Kavanagh  Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 1:53 PM
Great one Jan, my Arachnophobia is kicking in, I'm delighted your puddy cat, sorted out that big hairy thing, lol your wit knows no bounds, cheers David
Allison Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 2:36 PM
the idea is not mine it came from my friend julie who came out with the fact his spider was so HUGe it had an arse like Kim kardashian and i was in hysterics ... and i couldnt resist writing the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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