Best Recyclable Poems

The lunchroom fart
of turbo pasta
scatters garlic teargas
laced with meaty mystery
without mercy to
flatten cubicles.

Chain-reactions
of Tupperware battles
erupt to devastate
once discerning pallets
until hobbled by stabs
of shrapnel to the gut,

prompting an exodus
of mournful bodies
propelled along that cloud
of processed misery
to wander, ashen-faced
along the concrete void....

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I placed it in the recycling bin
With the plastic, paper and glass
It just seemed wrong to put it along
With the rubbish inside of the trash

It was just used once by this pathetic dunce
Before getting broken and pulled loose
Now that its scrap I thought perhaps
It could...

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