Best Provocative Poems

There's nothing wrong with the name Burger King
(aside from the obvious ego thing).
But I'd be mighty skeptic
about shouting out in public,
"Let's go buy a couch from that place called Sofa King"



NOTE: Say "Sofa King" while closing your eyes... see if you don't notice something strange....

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Provocative Haiku

Garments flow and fall
River, cold, drinks naked girls
Red faced, swimming up...

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A trusty old laser I keep in my pants
Just on the chance some filly wants to “dance”
Always at the ready
Still possess a teddy
Raring to go at a provocative glance...

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spending time, charmed by all the goodies
...a weight room, pool and foosball tables and
a padded room with a wrestling mat and dummies.

a kids paradise.  Little girls backflipping, colliding
with little boys. ...with choke holds and all.

upon disembarking this adventure, past the fountain,
and stepping on ritzy...

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breeze weaves through strength oak 
seductive touch a bright wave
summer rain showers

6/15/2018...

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“I bought you a present”, he whispered to her, 
Whispered over the phone,
“And later tonight I want you to wear it, 
When we meet up all alone,”

So she text her husband, “I’ll be late at work”, 
He replied with a kiss and a smile,
Then she...

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Apparently Provocative

Trump apparently is provocative
Does only take and never any give
Do things may be compelled
Like against them has rebelled
Who like that would want to live.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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Provoking
Retched 
Offensive
Vixen 
Odious 
Calculated 
Asinine 
Tempting
Insulting
Voluptuous
Empty inside

© Stacy Lynn Stiles...

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Wealth sings in my domain, you conjure the Arab kings of old
your brag of a fat account in a bank with my portrait
is laughed by the mouse stealing from my wasted hay
nature’s balance fights me just for you to have stipends
you try to run the...

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Russia valiantly fights 'a war of defense'
  against Ukraine which 'has given offense'
Can Russia depose 'the Nazi, Zelensky?'
  to end Ukraine's 'genocide of slaughtering Russenkis?'         (aka Russians)

Russia's 'defense of her people' is understandable
But are NATO's...

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Apparently Appeared Provocative

Provocative

An adjective meaning to causing 
annoyance, anger, or some other
strong reaction, especially which 
was done deliberately.

They Apparently Appeared Provocative,
Which would be way they liked to live;
That had survived all of their ingenuity;
For church provided perfect opportunity.

Ideas and thoughts with their devotion,
Was enough to...

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I find you provocative

I am seduced by you

By everything you say and do

I see the beauty within you

I see your smile is wonderful

Your eyes are sparkling too

I see the energy of beauty dancing within you

I hear the symphony of your heart beating out a tune

I...

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School uniforms
are the last, tired gasp of a
dying patriarchy.

You see a DARK bra
under my blouse? Oh, God! Who
knew girls wore those!

School uniforms, with
long sleeves, aren't made for
pandemic washing.

A guy told me that
girls in school uniforms are
a core **** motif.

I told him his grasp
of **** tropes...

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Saturday night..
Dinner @ The Pub.
you have on the sexiest redgown...
Demure in the front..
a plunge in the back..
Acres of flesh on display...
slit up the right thigh...
6 inch black leather pumps...and bare legs.
underneath the gown... not for the feint of heart.....
a dose of double trouble...
yes...men will ogle,stare...

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Hey wet river.
Hello dry bones.
Feel the rhythm?
Hear the tones? 
Wet, wet,
The river gives.
Wet, wet,
The river takes.
Walk along the brooks and streams,
Run along the ponds and lakes.
Close my eyes,
I hear no more.
I will exhaust,
I will explore.
Through the forest,
I run, I run.
Fear for when
My time is done.
Kick...

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