Best Provocative Poems
There's nothing wrong with the name Burger King
(aside from the obvious ego thing).
But I'd be mighty skeptic
about shouting out in public,
"Let's go buy a couch from that place called Sofa King"
NOTE: Say "Sofa King" while closing your eyes... see if you don't notice something strange.
School uniforms
are the last, tired gasp of a
dying patriarchy.
You see a DARK bra
under my blouse? Oh, God! Who
knew girls wore those!
School uniforms, with
long sleeves, aren't made for
pandemic washing.
A guy told me that
girls in school uniforms are
a core **** motif.
I told him his grasp
of **** tropes must rival
that of our school board.
School uniforms are
meant to UNsex otherwise
provocative girls.
p.s. I write short stories too =]
Provocative Haiku
Garments flow and fall
River, cold, drinks naked girls
Red faced, swimming up
A trusty old laser I keep in my pants
Just on the chance some filly wants to “dance”
Always at the ready
Still possess a teddy
Raring to go at a provocative glance
spending time, charmed by all the goodies
...a weight room, pool and foosball tables and
a padded room with a wrestling mat and dummies.
a kids paradise. Little girls backflipping, colliding
with little boys. ...with choke holds and all.
upon disembarking this adventure, past the fountain,
and stepping on ritzy road of the very rich,
the school age thinker asks, with a gulp, gears spinning
in his overwhelmed head:
“What does someone have to do to live in a place like this?”
3/28/2018
Saturday night..
Dinner @ The Pub.
you have on the sexiest redgown...
Demure in the front..
a plunge in the back..
Acres of flesh on display...
slit up the right thigh...
6 inch black leather pumps...and bare legs.
underneath the gown... not for the feint of heart.....
a dose of double trouble...
yes...men will ogle,stare tonight..
and yes you feel a little frisky...
but little do they know that ,tonight you are not a woman.
you are a jungle cat,.
and they are prey..
Random thoughts
breeze weaves through strength oak
seductive touch a bright wave
summer rain showers
6/15/2018
N...Noose
E...Especially overrated
C...Choker with pendulum
K...Known nuisance to many men
T...Tolerated by status quo
I...It spells discomfort
E...Evil symbol
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Wealth sings in my domain, you conjure the Arab kings of old
your brag of a fat account in a bank with my portrait
is laughed by the mouse stealing from my wasted hay
nature’s balance fights me just for you to have stipends
you try to run the way I do, I’ve left you b’cos I now fly
you display your newly acquired peacock, in my backyard is a muster
a new Mall you have, your speakers taunt towards my direction
my store is permanently dark from the fullness of its resources
my garage, the next century’s prototype for your building to feel sandy
media interviews, social trends, increasing has been your meds
and in every of my birthday, a Yacht joins in the give away
the strata is never full, there’s always a head ahead
don’t compete with any part of the chain or you lose your leg
life is nothing, so I live in the pool of extreme modesty
tempt my guts and you’ll see I’m the host of all currencies.
Hey wet river.
Hello dry bones.
Feel the rhythm?
Hear the tones?
Wet, wet,
The river gives.
Wet, wet,
The river takes.
Walk along the brooks and streams,
Run along the ponds and lakes.
Close my eyes,
I hear no more.
I will exhaust,
I will explore.
Through the forest,
I run, I run.
Fear for when
My time is done.
Kick up your feet,
Enjoy the shows.
This is where the
Rabbit goes.
Russia valiantly fights 'a war of defense'
against Ukraine which 'has given offense'
Can Russia depose 'the Nazi, Zelensky?'
to end Ukraine's 'genocide of slaughtering Russenkis?' (aka Russians)
Russia's 'defense of her people' is understandable
But are NATO's policies all-so-commendable?
NATO says 'Nyet' to to No-fly Zones -- 'too provocative'
~ Russia laughs at such 'justifications' for her to use her prerogative
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Russia bombs a maternity hospital and a nuclear reactor; levels whole
towns; shells civilian apartment complexes indiscriminately -- and NATO
can't OK a 'No-Fly-Zone' -- a DEFENSIVE tactic! -- to stop it?!!! For the
sake of humanity, when will Western leaders find the courage to FIGHT
this second coming of the murderous liar, Hitler?!!!!
“I bought you a present”, he whispered to her,
Whispered over the phone,
“And later tonight I want you to wear it,
When we meet up all alone,”
So she text her husband, “I’ll be late at work”,
He replied with a kiss and a smile,
Then she had a quick shower with beautiful scents,
And dressed in her particular style,
Till the sun and the moon had swapped for the day,
When she knocked on his huge wooden door,
And slowly was led through the candle lit room,
And shown the gift in the drawer,
“Wear it!” -she did, as they talked through the night,
Stopping, now and then, for a hug,
She wore it for her and her affair of a man,
As he controlled her remote control plug.
Apparently Provocative
Trump apparently is provocative
Does only take and never any give
Do things may be compelled
Like against them has rebelled
Who like that would want to live.
Jim Horn
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Provoking
Retched
Offensive
Vixen
Odious
Calculated
Asinine
Tempting
Insulting
Voluptuous
Empty inside
© Stacy Lynn Stiles
Apparently Appeared Provocative
Provocative
An adjective meaning to causing
annoyance, anger, or some other
strong reaction, especially which
was done deliberately.
They Apparently Appeared Provocative,
Which would be way they liked to live;
That had survived all of their ingenuity;
For church provided perfect opportunity.
Ideas and thoughts with their devotion,
Was enough to create much commotion,
As to what might become each objective;
What was needed that they should give.
Need serendipitous sermons that inspire,
From priest who we recently would hire,
And also what we had needed in addition,
Was more in choir as added ammunition.
A weekly breakfast on Tuesday morning,
Where the new priest would give warning;
We are all glad that he has safely landed;
But population of church wants expanded.
Heard priest had been born with silver spoon;
What he should do each Wednesday at noon,
Start having service where each local can go;
Cause population of church to grow and grow.
Where new priest surely does want to begin,
Have new members dying trying to get in;
Heard that critical key to church prosperity,
Will be based on being liked and popularity.
Know that things at church always improve,
When priest settles down and gets in grove;
Regardless if parish is either high or lowly,
God had made His church for us to be Holy.
Jim Horn
Okay, Bob Lynott, top this one.
Proof it for me.