God's Prank

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The President was woke by his generals
a message hard to understand,
their nuclear missiles had all turned to chocolate
in silos all over the land.
The warheads, once fissile uranium
or Hydrogen, ten megatons
now smelt like fresh brownies or steaming Cocoa
and the same thing applied to all guns.
The bullets were all made of candy,
they'd have to be kept in a fridge,
put in a gun belt they would all start to melt
and when fired, just hit with a squidge.
The bombers and tanks now were useless,
the soldiers were all unemployed,
all demobbed, free to roam with their families at home
making up for hours they'd not enjoyed.
You can't win a war with a cutlass,
machete, a hatchet or knife,
so the Nations all paused and agreed to end wars
and then happily got on with life.
Now, okay this tale maybe pure fiction,
could God pull off this stunt? Yes he can,
but to love or to kill he gave us all free will-
he has left the choices down to Man.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 3/6/2018 8:25:00 AM
A clever write, Viv. If this were true then maybe war games would actually be funny and a pleasure to play.
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Date: 2/25/2018 3:22:00 PM
If only Mr viv:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/23/2018 9:37:00 PM
You know he could! I wrote a poem, call "God plays Pranks on me". too many negative comments, so before posted changed it to "Age plays et. I know my God has a sense of humor, just watch monkeys. Enjoy everything I read! bbn
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Date: 2/24/2018 1:23:00 AM
Thanks, Barbara. Some people get upset over the slightest thing. Glad you enjoyed it. Viv x
Date: 2/23/2018 7:01:00 PM
I have a friend that says we are living in a computer and God is playing with us. If that were REALLY true, I think God would have a blast pulling this prank on us all! (and I would love it!) Clever one, Viv.
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Date: 2/21/2018 6:31:00 PM
if only! Great idea, Viv.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/21/2018 7:39:00 PM
They certainly wouldn't fight in the summer, Agnes. What a gooey battlefield that would be x
Date: 2/21/2018 3:52:00 PM
oh that would be cool if all the gun and bombs and missiles turned to chocolate! lol I love the humor in this, Viv, esp the bullets would "hit with a squidge" lol :)
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Date: 2/21/2018 7:39:00 PM
Yes, and you could lick your wounds, Becca! Viv x
Date: 2/21/2018 8:46:00 AM
What a witty scenario. Great prank indeed. Awesome delivery on your poem, Viv. Love it.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/21/2018 7:40:00 PM
Thanks, Line, bizarre what thoughts go through one's head in the early hours. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/21/2018 8:13:00 AM
This is a truly delightful write. I’d be pleased with this outcome.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/21/2018 7:40:00 PM
Me too, Richard, I'm glad you enjoyed my confection. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/21/2018 6:20:00 AM
Had a good laugh reading your fun creation..one way to end the wars!
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Date: 2/21/2018 7:41:00 PM
Yes, Vijay, but there might be a milk shortage :(
Date: 2/21/2018 6:17:00 AM
Love it Viv!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/22/2018 7:33:00 PM
Thanks, Silent, not sure what inspired it, but I'm off to grab a Toblerone. Made me peckish.
Date: 2/21/2018 5:05:00 AM
Something like that just might happen...most likely without chocolate that too expensive...
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