April Fool's Prank

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar lottery and then yelled "April Fool". They sold me a fake lottery ticket with the winning numbers. They started laughing and said that a person couldn't be any dumber. For a few minutes, they tricked me into thinking that I was a rich man. I thought that I could drive a Rolls Royce and throw away my minivan. When those idiots yelled "April Fool", all hell broke loose. They thought it was funny and didn't expect such abuse. I beat the hell out of all three of them and they made loud thuds when they fell. I'm as poor as I ever was and now I will be spending the next year or two in jail. I'm in a lot of trouble, I also broke some other things in addition to breaking the law. When I repeatedly punched those convenience store clerks, I broke their ribs and jaws. My obese mother-in-law just yelled "April Fool" after saying that she was going to pay my bail. I just knocked her on her bloated butt so now I guess I'll be spending even more time in jail.