Best Pout Poems

 You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ 
Too large, in a colour you hate 
It simply won’t fit 
You’ll never wear it
No nookie mate now you can wait!

12~28~14
A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 3rd place~...

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Kicking Santa is not nice to do.
Chuck Norris has replaced him, 'tis true.
You'd better not pout,
or a swollen snout,
and a stocking of whoop-ass for you!



12/21/14
Contest: A Quintain Christmas
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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If no diamonds Ill try not to pout
For that’s not what Christmas is all about
Ill take  Zirconium
Though its a Phonyium
But in the bedroom there could be a drought


Just kidding of course......

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I told her, ‘You’d better not pout,
But Santa has left us both out;
Although it annoys:
He’s broken our toys 
And slipped on a stray Brussell sprout.’

For Andrea’s Quintain contest...

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I tell you, girl, it’s better not to pout
Some tasty treats I have for you in store
I'm Santa's helper with a member stout
Unlike poor Santa, I can give much more
I'm sure in bliss my name you'll scream and shout! 

For Andrea’s Quintain Christmas Contest
Sicilian Quintain...

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The Rugby World Cup Sevens girls
Made Marmite ladies lose their curls
Vegemite bossed
So England lost
Australia went home with the pearls...

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She plasters it on thick
Bleaches ,curls and glues
Draws on and colours in
Products galore she does use

After hours of beautification
She squeezes into a tiny short dress
Huge breasticles on display
Bum cheeks peeking out to impress

Now for the selfie photo shoot
Complete with sexy poses and pout
She is finally...

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  "Potent Pout"

lips are warm and toasty

waking to your eyes
canvasing my face
as afterglow of Sun
at twilight time
dancing to love's music
as your arms enfold my waist
lips pouting to taste
melting steps of stars
into perfect rhyme.

lips are sweet and sultry

singing to soft melodies
words of tenderness
emitting pure emotion
as...

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Standing alone in a festive crowd,
silent tears falling 
		         to 
			    the 
			         ground
				    amid 
			       the...

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A long, long time ago, there was
a Princess Maria who was spoiled,
whenever she didn't get her way
she pouted until her lips protruded
as if asking to be kissed,
her ladies-in-waiting called her
the Princess of Pout, a young royal
who thought of nothing but herself.

One day, while visiting her...

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Upon  her  face  hangs  a  pout,
Which  under  her  philtrum  she  wears  so  pink.
Not that  she  wills  to  show  sulkiness,
But to  send  a  flirtatious  invitation,
And...

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Being a professional listener has its perk
Sometimes I hear both sides and I am astounded.
They both portray the other one as a big jerk.
All of their accusations are pretty unfounded.

I listen and I nod, being insanely nice.
These are consenting adults, so they could quickly fix...

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There you are
Mad at me
Again
What I must do 
To tell you 
That I am just playing
Lol
When do you ever learn
That an eye plus an eye
Are not four eyes?
I can see only my eyes
Or is it your eyes I see
But it’s definitely not four eyes
So play...

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Know
Love
Lord...

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How lovely you look
in that perfect dress you chose
rosy lips, in pout 
lit smile likened to love's dawn
that would be heart's best day won
were it my hand that held yours...

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