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You'D Better Not Pout

Kicking Santa is not nice to do. Chuck Norris has replaced him, 'tis true. You'd better not pout, or a swollen snout, and a stocking of whoop-ass for you! 12/21/14 Contest: A Quintain Christmas Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Roy Jerden

Date: 1/7/2015 8:37:00 AM

Santa's getting tougher every year! Congratulations!

Carrie Richards

Date: 1/4/2015 5:27:00 PM

Lol.......Santa is watching too many Chuck Norris movies !! Congrats on your winning limerick....so cute!

Arlene Smith
Date: 1/6/2015 6:00:00 AM

I wanted to put Chuck Liddell, Carrie, but I didn't know if many people would know who he is! Lol.. Thanks for the visit!!....

Jan Allison

Date: 1/4/2015 4:01:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats Arlene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/4/2015 2:32:00 PM

this was odd but quite humorous~~ I am glad you entered it in my contest, Arlene. Congrats for your win.

Arlene Smith
Date: 1/6/2015 5:58:00 AM

Thank you so much for the placement in your contest, Andrea!!...

Paul Callus

Date: 1/4/2015 10:45:00 AM

Hi Arlene! Enjoyed your great limerick with a smile/grin!! Chuck Norris better watch out! Syllable count looks fine to me:) #7 All the best. // paul

Paul Callus
Date: 1/4/2015 3:04:00 PM

Hi Arlene...already back...and this time with merited congratulations! // paul

Robert Johnson

Date: 12/21/2014 7:03:00 PM

You have such an imagination Arlene. Loved it. But if for a contest of Andrea, you might want to tweak your syllable count. Peace. :)

Arlene Smith
Date: 12/22/2014 5:40:00 AM

Think I got it, Robert!!... It would be a first! :-) ...

Arlene Smith
Date: 12/21/2014 9:00:00 PM

Yes! I always have trouble with that.. I think she is used to it from me! Lo!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Jan Allison

Date: 12/21/2014 4:41:00 PM

Think Andrea will LOVE this - good luck:-) Hugs JAN XX