Arlene Smith Poet Limerick

You'D Better Not Pout

Kicking Santa is not nice to do.
Chuck Norris has replaced him, 'tis true.
You'd better not pout,
or a swollen snout,
and a stocking of whoop-ass for you!



12/21/14
Contest: A Quintain Christmas
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Roy Jerden January 7, 2015 at 8:37 AM Santa's getting tougher every year! Congratulations!

Carrie Richards January 4, 2015 at 5:27 PM Lol.......Santa is watching too many Chuck Norris movies !! Congrats on your winning limerick....so cute! Arlene Smith January 6, 2015 at 6:00 AM I wanted to put Chuck Liddell, Carrie, but I didn't know if many people would know who he is! Lol.. Thanks for the visit!!....

Jan Allison January 4, 2015 at 4:01 PM Dropping back with my congrats Arlene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 4, 2015 at 2:32 PM this was odd but quite humorous~~ I am glad you entered it in my contest, Arlene. Congrats for your win. Arlene Smith January 6, 2015 at 5:58 AM Thank you so much for the placement in your contest, Andrea!!...

Paul Callus January 4, 2015 at 10:45 AM Hi Arlene! Enjoyed your great limerick with a smile/grin!! Chuck Norris better watch out! Syllable count looks fine to me:) #7 All the best. // paul Paul Callus January 4, 2015 at 3:04 PM Hi Arlene...already back...and this time with merited congratulations! // paul

Robert Johnson December 21, 2014 at 7:03 PM You have such an imagination Arlene. Loved it. But if for a contest of Andrea, you might want to tweak your syllable count. Peace. :) Arlene Smith December 22, 2014 at 5:40 AM Think I got it, Robert!!... It would be a first! :-) ... Arlene Smith December 21, 2014 at 9:00 PM Yes! I always have trouble with that.. I think she is used to it from me! Lo!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Jan Allison December 21, 2014 at 4:41 PM Think Andrea will LOVE this - good luck:-) Hugs JAN XX