Best Philanderer Poems

A talented philanderer is Wind.
He often visits Meadow. He exhales.
Beneath his breath, her blades of grass are pinned.

When done with Meadow, then away he sails.
With...

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All acquaintances or communication is a trap
private communion of naked bodies and then it’s a wrap.

Lies are systematically coined to always have a buyer
the trade...

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Miss Molly Morland might meet her modern mate Mark Martin, a maverick man, who mostly masters making multiferous machinations to make mellow amour with this...

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Am I just afraid?
Judging the way I had lived,
Not only had I been a slave to sin,
But have been living in it.

Am I damned?
Not that...

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I have lived a thousand lives, died a thousand deaths.
I have loved women unbounded and fathered an army of children.
I have killed and healed, stolen...

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I just found out.....

Well, I don't know how to say it?

Would you think less of me
If I say just the way it is?

I thought I...

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Where have you been? I’ve worried so.
I feared to leave the nest.
That Mr. Crow was hanging round.
You know he’s such a pest

He taunted me and...

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(Somewhere in late 18th-century Europe a friend, Laetitia, by way of a letter warns her beloved girlfriend, Euphoria--a young, gay and unsuspecting mistress--against the almost...

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(continued from, "An Epistle Warning against Melancholia: an Allegory--Part I," where somewhere in late 18th-century Europe a friend, Laetitia, by way of a letter warns...

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Girls in tight dresses who remove their panties
Tiny white g-strings and not like HIS aunties
He's a philanderer and he pulls their strings
Affairs are a few...

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Well, I don't know how to say this?

Would you think less of me
If I say just the way it is?

I thought I was a Macho...

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She had an education in something we are not sure what.
Her persnickety ways are like a punch in her husband’s gut.
She seems okay to me,...

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You hate your job,
but you're good at what you do

A paid shadow
who follows the trail of indiscretions
that other people lead you to

You're a gumshoe,
sticking to...

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Michiganderer Philandered and Rachel Maddow

She is most modest and not a mad cow
Which is why we love Rachel Maddow
Now or brown or full blown all...

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Southern Kaduna bleed,
The sad Reality with Lamentation, 
Months with mockery 
Philanderer is second to non,
Men follow slim skimpy skirts
Rather than skills acquisition,
Graduate drink to stupor,...

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