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Girls in tight dresses who remove their panties Tiny white g-strings and not like HIS aunties He's a philanderer and he pulls their strings Affairs are a few of his favourite things When his wife calls … he’s in a ‘meeting’ He’s a low life, always cheating But he is deceitful and he doesn’t care And denies that he’s even had an affair VERY loosely based on my favourite things 10/28/18

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/3/2018 5:03:00 PM

Reminds me of the traveling salesman and yes they really are like that. I had more than a few try to coax me into having an affair. I'm the kind of gal that wouldn't want that done to me, so I was never tempted. You nailed it Jan. Soup mail! : )

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2018 5:17:00 PM

Thanks Connie :-) I often get these silly ideas when I hear a song and that was the case with this poem:-) thanks for the soup mail:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/30/2018 5:11:00 AM

'Mature red Leicester and Jacobs cream crackers, warm cotton Y-fronts that hang round my waistline....' hmm, I may need to work on this.. x

Jan Allison
Date: 1/30/2018 5:20:00 AM

Lol Mr Viv you always make me smile :-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 1/29/2018 7:52:00 PM

Yes, dear Jan, men like that are out there in droves, and, let's not forget the girls and ladies too. Thanks for pointing out my misspelling of Butterfly. I appreciate it. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 1/30/2018 5:18:00 AM

Oh yes it applies to women too! ;-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 1/29/2018 10:56:00 AM

I read this while imagining the music. Very clever!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2018 1:10:00 PM

I got the first line in my head and it matched the song lol:-) hugs jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 1/28/2018 9:17:00 PM

Oooo la la! Favorite things indeed! lol Jan, Jan, Jan...you always write such delightfully naughty poems. haha

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2018 1:08:00 PM

I was inspired by Richard's poem and this silly idea came into my head and the first line matched my favourite things lol:-) hugs jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 1/28/2018 7:44:00 PM

Very true, Jan, nice parody. Belated Happy Birthday wishes. // Barry

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2018 1:07:00 PM

Thanks so much Barry:-) I had a wonderful few days celebrating:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 1/28/2018 7:11:00 PM

Sad to say its true! Succinct, a joy to read Jan! I had a best friend who tried it on with my wife, (she told me), needless to say, but that was the end of what was a good friendship. hugs... Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 1/28/2018 7:13:00 PM

That is sad for so many reasons Mick:-( hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/28/2018 2:54:00 PM

hah, some men are toads, jan..lol... wishing you a belated happy birthday-- still recovering from sinusitis... volumes of stories via soupie soon.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/28/2018 4:54:00 PM

Oh sinusitis is so painful I've had it in the past, get well soon:-) yes some men can be toads but women just seem to hop at their command:-( hugs jan xx