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I am GAY

I just found out.... Well, I don't know how to say it? Would you think less of me If I say just the way it is? I thought I was a Macho man, A rollicking Romeo, A lusting Lothario, A libertine, A Don Juan, A Casanova, A raving stud, A flirt, A prowling philanderer, A womanizer, A playboy, A skirt chaser, A lecher; But by golly, I am none of the above! I just found out..... I am .... Well, I am, I am GAY! Aha! Gotcha!! Not so fast!!! I mean HAPPY! I am a HAPPY MAN! "Make their jaws drop" contest by FJ Thomas

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Date: 5/19/2016 8:03:00 PM
Finally!!! The proper use of the word GAY... This one is wily... A good one, Abdul :)
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Abdul Malik
Date: 5/23/2016 7:44:00 AM
Thanks Lukas, you are right. Gay used to be such a happy word!
Date: 5/19/2016 3:37:00 PM
ha ha ha love the twist at the end Abdul:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/19/2016 5:03:00 PM
Gotcha, Jan!