I Am Gay

I just found out.....

Well, I don't know how to say it?

Would you think less of me
If I say just the way it is?

I thought I was a Macho man, 
A rollicking Romeo, 
A lusting Lothario, A libertine,
A Don Juan, A Casanova,
A raving stud, A flirt,
A prowling philanderer, A womanizer,
A playboy, A skirt chaser, A lecher;

But by golly, I am none of the above!

I found.....
I am .... Well, I am,
I am GAY!

Aha! Gotcha!! Not so fast!!!

I mean HAPPY!
I am a HAPPY MAN!


~A Brian Strand Contest.
"Make their jaws drop" contest by FJ Thomas
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Ficklin Avatar
May 19, 2016 at 8:03 PM
Finally!!! The proper use of the word GAY... This one is wily... A good one, Abdul :)
Mandani Avatar
May 23, 2016 at 7:44 AM
Thanks Lukas, you are right. Gay used to be such a happy word!
Allison Avatar
May 19, 2016 at 3:37 PM
ha ha ha love the twist at the end Abdul:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Mandani Avatar
May 19, 2016 at 5:03 PM
Gotcha, Jan!
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