I Am Gay

I just found out..... Well, I don't know how to say it? Would you think less of me If I say just the way it is? I thought I was a Macho man, A rollicking Romeo, A lusting Lothario, A libertine, A Don Juan, A Casanova, A raving stud, A flirt, A prowling philanderer, A womanizer, A playboy, A skirt chaser, A lecher; But by golly, I am none of the above! I found..... I am .... Well, I am, I am GAY! Aha! Gotcha!! Not so fast!!! I mean HAPPY! I am a HAPPY MAN! ~A Brian Strand Contest. "Make their jaws drop" contest by FJ Thomas