I Am Gay

Well, I don't know how to say this? Would you think less of me If I say just the way it is? I thought I was a Macho man, A rollicking Romeo, A lusting Lothario, A libertine, A Don Juan, A Casanova, A raving stud, A flirt, A prowling philanderer, A womanizer, A playboy, A skirt chaser, A lecher… But by golly, I am none of the above! I found out..... I am .... Well, I am, I am Gay! Aha! Gotcha!! Not so fast. I mean HAPPY I am a Happy Man!