Best Pay Out Poems

How I Got Richer and What I Did Next



I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they got me back (those post-empty-nesters)
by making fake deals I couldn't resist.

So I made a bold plan. I'd get big and...

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I met with some bankers in fine textured suits.
I struck a deal quick. (I had such a knack.)
I offered rare cacti and tropical fruits – 
a cure-all for things that ail your back.

I served 'em a dish of oysters and clams
flavored with herbs from high...

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Dreams are unoriginal, and movement's traditional
 So keep moving, everyone’s watching and scoring your every move
 The feeling it could pay out has severed away somehow
 And every time it works out, you'd like to cash out
 Tell me there is a reason to keep...

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It's party time, you drank beer then wine
You’re over the limit but think you’ll drive fine
Can’t steer in a straight line, hit a Ferrari
The policemen arrive, they’re far from happy

Should have used a taxi or jumped on a bus
But you’re at the cop shop, there’s...

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Punch the button dial 9 three times 
“Hello This is the emergency line” 
“Excuse me yes id like to report a crime”
For you see this man took something that was mine 
He took my hope, my trust, my love my time 
Confused me with fakery...

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Took our friends to the airport this afternoon,
Don't like them going, but they'll be back soon.
We love having friends who we're comfy with,
Sometimes they are much closer than kith.
Gone to see family and friends far away,
We're happy that they'll be back one day.
Glad it is...

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Over nature, we claim to be master
To have control of all, is our intent
But this is now leading to disaster

Our duty-to-care, shows we play jester
In self-cherishing much of our time spent
Over nature, we claim to be master

Our populations growing ever faster
On expansion, we simply won't...

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In Skagway town, eighteen ninety-eight
Lived a young man, Elliot McKay.
He worked with his father selling dry goods,
To the miners heading Klondike-way,
They made some good coin in a day.

Elliot he, like most younger men,
Had an eye for womanly curves.
His favorite worked in a house downtown,
With dark...

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The public turned out 
Ballots were counted
And the results read out  

Surely that’s it
That’s how democracy works 
Whether you like it or not
The will of the majority wins out?

But those who love money 
Don’t like to lose 
The markets have already had a pay...

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Sure seems to require a lot of lot

Before Dentist will start in hot pursuit

Of a slimy cavity spreading tooth to tooth

Enforcing my idea that it is uncouth.



And to you a dentist sure can sock it

When they say you can pay out of pocket

And another thing,...

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To all those reading this, to all those that are awake
Take with you my love, it is there to take
Keep your spirits up; be they topped with a mixer
Raise a glass to all, for love is life’s elixir

May the New Year bring you blessings, blessings...

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Those of us living in the USA
too often hear Republican capitalist dogma
of The Great Trickle Down Theory,
in which those who have most
must get more first
so they can hire more who have least,
although perhaps not with living wage
and preferably without health care if at all feasible,
to...

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Kings of the earth demand payment,
they are like horse leaches crying: give, give
Never are they ever satisfied,
never do we ever give enough
Rulers love to collect tribute
to build their war playthings
We hate the vexation of taxation,
and all the hardships that it bring
What we pay out in...

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I look around and it is you I see 
A girl who is a stock market catastrophe 
You are a high risk investment that won't pay out 
You put on your makeup like bathroom grout 
I have no idea where you fall in the official...

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Nice sum
ho-hum

Figures 
triggers

transfer 
defer 

Strict loan
bemoan

Invest 
divest

credit 
debit 

Tax break
intake

Pay in 
smart pin

Pay out 
for nowt

Encash
that’s flash

Mortgage 
bondage 

Wage freeze
on knees

Account 
discount 

Trader
with flair  

Bonus
focus

Crossed cheque 
ink fleck

Price hike
dislike 

Bank app
just tap

Bankrupt
disrupt

Assets
facets

Bullish 
flourish 

Bearish
finish

Blue chip
shrewd tip

Savings 
cravings 

Broker
joker

Launder
flounder 

Money 
sunny

Offshore 
of lore

wealthy 
healthy 

Lodgement...

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