Best Off The Deep End Poems
Smoke Rings...Smoke Rings
If she wanted to stay he would make her a place,
for he loves ev'rything that she is,
and he'd willingly give all the world and the stars
for her love--if they only were his.
But h......
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Categories:
off the deep end, lost lovewords, night, love,
Form:
Lyric
A Poem Please: Just a Tease-Not For Contest...In the list I saw a new contest, entitled "A Poem Please."
At first glance I thought, "Is this for real or just a tease?"
The theme for this contest was just periods-punctuation.
I'd have moved on......
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Categories:
off the deep end, humor, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Under My Skin...I wonder who I am sometimes, what seems to be a universal phenomenon. As everyone remains looking to be someone other than themselves, because those who are themselves are persecuted and dreams hung ......
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Categories:
off the deep end, abuse, black african american,
Form:
Ode
Darkness...when you're fast asleep
and thoughts creep into your head
and flood your brain until it weeps
and your mind descends dark and deep
into a land of dead end worlds
where the only way out
is the way you......
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Categories:
off the deep end, anger, angst, conflict, confusion,
Form:
Smokerings...SMOKERINGS
If she wanted to stay he would make her a place,
for he loves ev'rything that she is,
and he'd willingly give all the world and the stars
for her love--if they only were his.
But he l......
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Categories:
off the deep end, art, confusion, girl, youth,
Form:
Lyric
Miserable Grumpy and Mean...If I go a whole day without my Wheaties
I'm miserable, grumpy and mean
My Wheaties are really the only thing
Between me and a very bad scene
Beat up little kiddies but they must be little
Li......
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Categories:
off the deep end, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Some Girl...Sure that she was a real pearl,
Many calls, always no answer,
Would have sung in the streets for her!
Would have jumped off a bridge for her.
Guess not really in love,
Or just not into me sic......
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Categories:
off the deep end, angst, girlfriend, love hurts,
Form:
Vaasokht
For God's Sake Man I'M a Doctor...My one attempt at marriage
Was like a union between McCoy and Kahn
Both a wee-bit dramatic
Like living a full fledge grand opera
(McCoy)
"My God man, we're living a circus
And you have jumped off th......
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Categories:
off the deep end, funny, marriage, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
The Deep End...Granny has found a new trend
With unseen waves to contend
Ironing board skurfing
And living room surfing
Granny's gone off the deep end!
7-15-2022
Limerick Contes
Sponsor: Lisa YY......
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Categories:
off the deep end, grandmother,
Form:
Limerick
Yee Haw Hot Java...Addicted? Who me?
Could stop any time
One cup a day?
Would do me just fine
Aside from the shakes
Freaking out now and then
Craving that fix
Going off the deep end
Trust me I'm fine
Not being deceit......
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Categories:
off the deep end, funny, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Vegans, Damned Vegans...Foreword: My regular radio station recently
held a phone in show on the subject of
Veganism... The following was inspired by
some of the more colourful callers.
Purely for fun, no maliçe intend......
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Categories:
off the deep end, food, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Wake Up...Wake Up
What do you think about,
when you wake up?
Do you think about,
the step you will take
When you get out of bed?
Did you think about yesterday?
You wish you did something else instead.
Those w......
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Categories:
off the deep end, confusion, day,
Form:
Rhyme
Lost and Found...I took a risk
My heart was waiting for you at the Lost and Found,
Sapphire crystals-- dark blue, cold, cerulean.
Sapphire-- Aluminum oxide.
Much like my shattered soul.
We both have had a tragic......
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Categories:
off the deep end, depression, lost love, sadworld,
Form:
Free verse
A Christian Affair...Melania spotted a louse
And caught a cab home sans her spouse
When Barron asked, "Why?"
She said with a sigh,
"Your father is in the dog house!"
Well, Ivanka soon learned the score
And despat......
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Categories:
off the deep end, betrayal, christian, family, husband,
Form:
Limerick
Reckless In Des Moines...Schizophrenic tendencies
Stealing useless sh*t like a kleptomaniacal king
Laughing and tip toeing to the closet
While listening to the faucet drip
Freaking out my third eye blinking stunting you......
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Categories:
off the deep end, abuse, addiction, anger, angst,
Form:
Rhyme