A Christian Affair

Melania spotted a louse And caught a cab home sans her spouse When Barron asked, "Why?" She said with a sigh, "Your father is in the dog house!" Well, Ivanka soon learned the score And despatched a nurse to the door Nurse said, "There's a nut Who barks like a mutt; And groped me like I was an whore!" Well, Ivanka's heart was so glad For she knew that nut was her dad She said, "Never fear My dad's somewhat qu*eer; His manners are ever so bad!" Melania went out on the lawn Exactly where Donald had gone She called for a scoop To pick up the poop That Sessions had left and stepped on Donald thought he'd bark out a tweet Then he saw Melania's feet He said, "Its a pity That you feel so shi*ty But the nurse has got something sweet." Melania could smell a rat And looked where the nurse had just sat It seems a quick cuddle Had left a wet puddle Proving Donald had got it down Pat Melania noticed a trend Where Donald went off the deep end So she could surmise The President lies And on that she could always depend